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Niss' Enrichment Center

@alparlaboratories / alparlaboratories.tumblr.com

29. Argentinian writer/translator, I love Pokemon, Trails and plenty more. Search Don't Die DIgging for the visual novel I made, or read my cool Pokemon fic pinned at the top of my blog.
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Are you perhaps interested in some... Pokefic?

Hello I am here today to be a shitty fic salesman if I may.

Tell me friends, do you like Pokemon? Do you like fics? Do you like fics set in the Pokemon world, more specifically those who take the existing story of a region and expand upon it while adding a whole bunch of shit that (probably) no one asked for but the writer is too off his shits to care?

And MOST IMPORTANTLY, do you like Sinnoh? Some Dawns and Barrys, some Cynthias perhaps? Do you want to experience the story of Platinum from a new perspective now that the remakes disappointed us so greatly?

And, finally… do you like fics that are not only very long (almost a million words long Jesus Christ) but also 100% complete?

In that case, you might be interested in Child of Thorns, my original, cool and sexy Sinnoh adventure fic.

Now, the previous description and accompanying cool-looking cover might have peaked your interest, but you still probably don’t know anything about the fic. Well, here’s a few things that Child of Thorns can offer you:

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demynom

Obsessed with Reeve’s four visible pill bottles at his desk getting him through the day with a cocktail of what I can only presume to be xanax and adderal

I cannot get over it like the hilarious thing about Cait Sith is not by any means that he’s a weird little cat that makes jokes it is this sad sad tired man who visibly possesses not a single particle of whimsy in his entire body snapping to such a degree and taking such a cocktail of medications that he looks at the mass-murder his bosses committed and goes. “I can fix this. Let me start practicing a Scottish accent.”

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ah, the temptation to have one of the characters use a remoraid like a gun, even if it makes no sense

no I got it. character has an araquanid with remoraid inside. takes out the remoraid,shoots water, throws them back into the araquanid to recharge. perfect.

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ah, the temptation to have one of the characters use a remoraid like a gun, even if it makes no sense

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rontra

first of all the fact that im alive proves that god is a pussy. second of all im going to contract a terminal illness and die in the mountains to create a mystery that will haunt you for the rest of your miserable little life. third of all i have a medical license the sexy nurse thing is just for kink reasons

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first day of the year where I can use a hoodie let's fucking goooooo

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maamlet

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

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toskarin

making visual novels is great if you enjoy the idea of writing a book while also having to put on a puppet show to keep the reader from killing you with their teeth

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metanarrator

Man I love that one mystery game where the central character experiences memory loss prior to the events of the story and we frequently visit an area presented as an alternate world that's actually symbolic of the said characters psyche/ mental journey of recollection. Y'know the one where the main character tries to remember their blonde love interest that things ended badly with. Oh and they're bisexual

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I already know that my body moves faster than my mind in surprise situations, evidenced by my anecdote of 'My sister handed me out of nowhere a spoon full of cocoa powder for me to try, and I blew on it because my brain thought it was... soup or something??' but today I overdid myself.

coming back to the apartment, I was a couple steps from the elevator when it started to close. and for some reason, my brain told my body that throwing my keys inside would 100% stop the elevator from closing. you can guess how that went.