English added by me :)
they ate
Everyone in porno has a cute pink little asahole with no hair or hemorrhoids. A perfect little baby starfish. Not me. My asshole is a craggy PIT
Link descending into my B HOLE
Gonna queue this up to reblog around 8am my time bc it’s not fair that only the British people get to suffer
it’s ok some of us are irish 💕
Your people have suffered enough
anything u need me to be, ill be it for u!
someone requested for a dragon karl on twt!
Nice try FBI
OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY I'M GONNA GET IT
I AM ON A WATCHLIST
saving this twitter thread here bc there's no way this site is lasting to the end of the year and this needs to be preserved
[op is @jungle-golf here and this was reposted with permission! thank you autumn for this gift of a thread <3]
Obsessed with this energy tbh
I thought my friend with tourettes was meowing on purpose and every time she meowed I'd say "yup"
you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
i like to imagine wilson made webber's webber skin
i love wilson being a parent to the kids he just wants them to be happy <3
dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
so who’s on first?
That’s right 👍🏻
that’s strange
No, he’s on second.
Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?
No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.
Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?
Naturally.
Naturally.
So Naturally is the first baseman?
No. The first baseman is Who.
Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?
House is on Third.
I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.
Who’s on first!
This is horrible
Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base
That’s not what I’m asking about! No!
Dr No is up to bat.
He invented Geneva so all of your favs can be war criminals
I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.
ABSOLUTELY one of my favourites.
I think I grew too much on the internet to understand how some people have blog names.
Like, I'm from IRC and trans communities, if your username is bball24, that's your name. I assume your mom addresses you by that name and it reads the same on your driver's license and maybe even birth certificate l.
I never think "oh, best-tardis-in-the-galaxy is a blog run by some gal named Sarah!". No, if I think of the name at all, it's like obscure trivia. My good friend Ms. Best-tardis-in-the-galaxy has the government name 'sarah'. Perhaps she hasn't been able to change it yet, too much paperwork or something?
I just sometimes see people post things like "what's your blog name mean?" and I'm like "it's me. What else would it be? You mean kirk's-big-saggy-tits isn't your name?"
Basically it's something like Facebook's real name policy but from the other angle. I think everyone is named what their username is, not vice versa.
(and yes, my name is foone. My mom calls me that and it's what's on my license. Isn't that true for everyone?)
