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Place - The Italian Mob

Age/Gender/Location - 21/F/New York

Background - Family (-100)

Perks

  1. Leg Breaker (-100)
  2. Made Man (0)
  3. Sleep With The Fishes (-100)
  4. Rules of the Game (-100)
  5. Enforcer (-200)
  6. Father’s Blessing (-100)
  7. Key To The City (-200)

Items

  1. Knuckleduster (-50)
  2. Dough (-50)
  3. Gunvest (-100)

Companions

  1. Goon (0)
  2. Torpedo (-200)

Drawbacks

  1. Mob Princess (+100)
  2. Black Sheep (+200)

PREVIOUS JUMP || NEXT JUMP 

No negima jumpchain? Sad 😭

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Identity

  1. Age: 21
  2. Gender: Female
  3. Role: Hunter (-100)

Skill

  1. Impractical clothing (-100)
  2. Sometimes dead is better (-200)
  3. Unpossessable (-400)
  4. Brave (0)
  5. Experience (0)
  6. Slayer (-200)

Gear

  1. Flashlight (0)
  2. Machete (0)
  3. Stakes (0)
  4. Crossbow (0)
  5. Chainsaw (0)
  6. Deputy (-200)
  7. Holy Weapon (-200)

Drawbacks

  1. Poltergeist (+100)
  2. Pedophobia (+200)

Love this one so cool

A commission for my fiance; he wanted a drawing of a character he’d been taking through the jump chain on 4chan. (It’s like Quantum Leap, but with fictional worlds.)

He likes it, and I got lighting practice, so it’s a win-win!

Coool

Shit my wife has said to our cat part 2

- Hello my angel, my very most special piece of shit.

- I have several questions: Where the fuck did you come from? Why the fuck are you here? And, that’s it. 

- I cannot love you in the way you want, you spooning bastard.

- Is your flesh made of pain? If that’s true, why do you demand to inflict it??

- You could be the mother of darkness. You open your mouth and scream and that is what ushers in the darkness.

- If we had a saintly cat in this household, she wouldn’t fit in.

- I pet another cat. It was amazing, Miss Kitty. It was untouched by your evil.

- (Cat: gets sick) I never thought you mortal enough for a cold, Miss Kitty. I thought you ethereal, but not in a heavenly sort of way.

- (Cat: sneezes) Get the bad spirits out, Miss Kitty. Those are just the demons.

- You know what you are Miss Kitty? A nuisance. And a pixie. Who eats newborns. That’s how you get your gold. Where’s your gold, you little shit? 

-Lay down! Collapse your legs and put your body on the bed, you little monster!

- I’m arguing with you because you don’t have a brain. You have a festering cesspool of intentions. And I love you so goddamned much.

- You’ve got whiskers like livewire, hot stuff.

Lol wtf