Bringing Sexy Back

Pairing: Peter Parker x Stark!Reader

Synopsis: Peter tries and fails to seduce you

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To kick off the summer, Tony organized a group vacation to a resort at “one of his less crowded islands”, as he put it. The team sat together on the quinjet while Tony gave out the room assignments to everyone, ending with you and Peter.

“Parker and my beloved offspring, you’re in the penthouse suit with me. But don’t worry, you guys have your own room. It’s just connected to mine with thin walls and a door I can easily break down.” Tony said with a calm smile.

“Thanks, dad.” You smiled back at him before excusing yourself to go to the bathroom. Once you were gone, Sam leaned over to him.

“Wow, I feel for you, man. You really got the short end of the stick.” Sam said and patted Peters back.

“Short? I’m 5’8. That’s average height.” Peter defended himself.

“For a woman.” Sam snorted. “But that’s not what I meant.”

“What did you mean?” Peter wondered.

“I mean you finally get to spend the night with your girlfriend and her dad is in the next room. That means the only way you’re getting laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.” Sam replied, making everyone laugh at Peters's expense.

KISS ME MORE

pairing:choi yeonjun ༝ f! reader

01.15.2023 — 03.26.2023

synopsis: it’s february! tis the season to be filled with cuddles, kisses and love! only problem is you’re single! so what do you do? cry to your coworkers about another not-so midlife crisis you’re having!! in hopes of cheering you up, beomgyu decides to set you up on a blind date. was this the best idea? no. of course not. you should have listened to the others attempts to stop you from saying yes, not aware that it’d be the parent of one of your students.

tw/cw: slice of life, smau, comedy??, absolute crack, sorta kinda forbidden love trope, semi-friends to lovers, fluff, slight angst, stubborn but obvious pining on both sides, so much profanity jesus christ, yeonjun wooyoung and changbin are DADS and single unfortunately, rest of the cast including yourself are teachers, yeonjun and wooyoung bully each other sm pls, this story is kinda short ngl, uhh i will give more as the story goes.

featuring: txt, seeun (stayc), wooyoung (ateez), changbin (straykids).

note: helloooo !!! am i doing this because i’ll be without the my gfs on valentines day??? yes absolutely 😹😹🫣 also yes i did steal the academy name from spy x family cuz im not THAT creative.

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chats › eden academy 🫣┊daddies of the block 😍

001 ༝ a kind and generous beomgyu

002 ༝ so you’re a whore

003 ༝ i have sinned (written + smau 0.7k)

004 ༝ choi mf yeonjun

005 ༝penis feelings

006 ༝ what if i cry

007 ༝ leave my balls alone

008 ༝ do i get to castrate him? (written + smau 0.4k)

009 ༝ the common whore

010 ༝ w rizz 🤷

011 ༝ beomgyu manifested this

012 ༝ joe from you

013 ༝ we all have issues

014 ༝ dude ur fucked

015 ༝ old lovers

016 ༝ dumbass virgin

017 ༝ screw you

018 ༝ break time = cry time

019 ༝ prove it (written 0.9k)

020 ༝ lip virgin🔥🔥🔥 ???

021 ༝ he’s not my man

022 ༝ thank you for everything

© choiwonder ༝ do not copy, translate, modify or repost any of my work on any platform, or claim it as your own.

Please reblog for sample size.

to be clear I want you to reblog it when you see it. we share the SOUP at the end folks. the soup.

━━━━┉ 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄.

another unsuccessful attempt at pulling the blanket back over your side later, you slump in defeat and lie back down on your side, glaring at the expanse of your (un)loveable boyfriend yeonjun’s back. you hear his soft snores and observe the steady cycle of his breathing with an exasperated expression, sleep dripping form your eyes as the small clock by your bedside ticks on. as annoyed as you are, you can’t help but feel a tiny bit of affection grow when you realize that it had been weeks since you’d last seen him this relaxed. your clashing schedules and quick goodbyes are over for now and you have him all to yourself for the next few days before he’s back on track again and you return from your break.

seeing him completely at ease dissolves your previous childish resentment.

(you are reminded of his taught shoulders and furrowed eyebrows, his sharp sighs and sporadic outbursts. you are reminded of your heart thundering in your ears as you try and regain control of your breathing again, the argument consisting of pointless complaints and exhausted groans. you remember his gaze sorrowfully dropping, arms falling to his side. he clears his throat and mumbles a tired apology and you accept without a second thought. how can you ever doubt his sincerity when he is the most gentle person you know? his voice never rises higher than yours, his body never towering over yours even in your worst conflicts. how can you ever not forgive him and beg for forgiveness in return?

“i missed you.”)

1. DON'T DONATE to kızılay.org (red cross) > why? because although they're a legit government organization, they've been pocketing donations and earthquake taxes since 1999 gölcük earthquake. there are thousands of articles about them on the internet and every turkish people asks the same question: "what happened to the earthquake special taxes in turkey?"

2. DONATE TO

Ahbap Charity (charity of Turkish singer and philanthropist Haluk Levent, very reliable person) > https://ahbap.org/disasters-turkey

Haytap Animal Rights Federation (for animals affected by the earthquake) > https://fonzip.com/haytap/bagis

AFAD (Disaster and Emergency Management Presidency) > https://en.afad.gov.tr/earthquake-donation-accounts

1 dollar = 18 liras / 1 euro = 20 liras

Re the earthquakes in Turkey || Feb 6, 2023

Do you know what makes my blood boil? Over 15,000 people died in 1999 in Turkey in a single earthquake - entire cities were all but razed to the ground. Do you know what destruction at that scale looks like? Do you know how long it takes to recover from it?

And the fault lines that go under this country are common knowledge, the next big earthquake was always a matter of when and not if - the next earthquake to hit Istanbul is also a when btw - and it's been 23 fucking years. Geoscientists have been banging pans and pots together warning--just for this. How are thousands of people still dying when we had 23 years to prepare? How can human life be so worthless?

And we knew, you see. My relatives in Istanbul also know - that the buildings they live in are probably not safe, that the earthquake is coming, that architects steal from construction materials and get away with it, that thousands and thousands of people would (will) die but so what? Only the very rich can afford to live in buildings that are earthquake proof and for the rest it's just the luck of the draw and this happens over and over again.

(you can rb this but please don't send me asks or messages)

1. DON'T DONATE to kızılay.org (red cross) > why? because although they're a legit government organization, they've been pocketing donations and earthquake taxes since 1999 gölcük earthquake. there are thousands of articles about them on the internet and every turkish people asks the same question: "what happened to the earthquake special taxes in turkey?"

2. DONATE TO

Ahbap Charity (charity of Turkish singer and philanthropist Haluk Levent, very reliable person) > https://ahbap.org/disasters-turkey

Haytap Animal Rights Federation (for animals affected by the earthquake) > https://fonzip.com/haytap/bagis

AFAD (Disaster and Emergency Management Presidency) > https://en.afad.gov.tr/earthquake-donation-accounts

1 dollar = 18 liras / 1 euro = 20 liras

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I reblogged this yesterday, but I want to reblog it again. Diabetic ketoacidosis turns your blood acidic and will essentially burn you from the inside out.

The stories you hear of people dying from rationing, this is what happens to their body.

Affordable insulin isn’t just a right, it’s a necessity.

No one should have to die like that when it’s preventable with access to proper medication.

Crisis Talks

Hidden Makeup

Overworking

Prove It

Shampoo

Fearful

Please Noona

Secret Relationship

Packed Bag

Headcanons:

Dating Yeonjun A-Z

Dad Yeonjun A-Z

Husband Yeonjun A-Z

Best Friend Yeonjun A-Z

Overworking

Baking Mishaps

Paper

Headcanons:

Dating Soobin A-Z

Dad Soobin A-Z

Christmas With Soobin A-Z

Husband Soobin A-Z

Best Friend Soobin A-Z

I Love You

Exhaustion

Your Niece Calls Him Uncle

Headcanons:

Dating Beomgyu A-Z

Dad Beomgyu A-Z

Husband Beomgyu A-Z

Best Friend Beomgyu A-Z

Clock

Taking Care Of Him When He Injures Himself

Headcanons:

Dating Taehyun A-Z

Dad Taehyun A-Z

Husband Taehyun A-Z

Best Friend Taehyun A-Z

Cuddles

He Comes Home From Tour

Headcanons:

Dating Kai A-Z

Dad Kai A-Z

Husband Kai A-Z

Best Friend Kai A-Z

You Get Into An Argument About Him Overworking

You Suffer With Intense Periods

Their Plus Size Partner Feels Insecure

You’re In Labour

You Fall Asleep With Your Makeup Still On

He Teases You Because You’re Blushing

Another Member Interrupts You Both

You Take Care Of Him After A Long Day

You Jump Easily At Loud Noises

You Join Him On Tour

He Comforts You During A Panic Attack

You Have A Nightmare Whilst Home Alone

You Have A Fear Of Needles

You Kiss Him Because You Want Something

You Trace Against Him Absentmindedly

You Have Chronic Pain

You Have A Night Sweat

They Have A Crush On Their Noona

The Other Members Find A Photo Of You As His Lock Screen

He Is The Little Spoon

He Waits Up For You After An Argument

He Empties A Drawer In His Room For You

You Visit Him During A MV Shoot

You Speak In Your Native Language Around Him

He Worries That You’re Falling Out Of Love With Him

You Play Pranks On Him

The Two Of You Argue Just Before He Goes On Tour

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⁽ ˘ ˑ ˘ ⁾ ‹𝟹 some favorite txt writers p1 𑑛 ᵕ̈

[[ includes different genres smut, angst, fluff etc… and post types headcanons, fics, oneshots, etc.. ]]

@vernonluvs @fallinforgyu @ijhyo @chaerypop

@bb-eilish @hyuk4sbf @minnieves @blu-joons

@asahicore @crowhyun @horanghoe @yyx2 @jjunbugg

@yeonjun4beagles @beomglocks @fvckbeom

@sweetiehyuka @jvkeh @robyn-core @vernon-s-whore

@loverhyunn @puphee @yedammi @boba-beom

@cafetxt @jinsoulirl @schiivrz @yawnzznhours

CHOI BEOMGYU. ꒰ masterlist. ꒱

CATEGORIES: sfw & nsfw oneshots, drabbles, imagines, smaus

LABELLING: ‹3 a favorite, 𖥻 shed tears

[ SFW — ONESHOTS ]

— 21k words. college au, strangers to friends to lovers, fluff, light angst.

— 5.4k words. best friends to lovers, fluff, smut.

— 12.4k words. love at first sight au, summer love thingy, reader is a rich kid, beomgyu’s love languages are act of service and physical touch, hence there’s a lot of pda, lots of reference to paramore’s the only exception and txt’s our summer lyrics, angst.

[ NSFW — ONESHOTS ]

— 9.4k words. bodyguard!beomgyu x fem!reader, rough sex, doggy, riding, condom use, jealous beomgyu, sir kink, dom!gyu, sub!reader, slight nipple play, fingering, masturbation (f), wet dreams, mutual pining, car sex.

— 22k words. chaebol!beomgyu, chaebol!taehyun! x fem!reader. fluff, angst (questionable), smut, mc wears glasses, beomgyu is fucking mean, mc is shy/ easily flustered, constant teasing, and cockblocking, bg thinking with his dick half the time, mc is a coward, mentions food/alcohol, dub-con (in one scene), exhibitionism, fingering, bg is a perv, a ton of kissing, soft dom!tae, hard dom!gyu, sub!mc, threesome, oral, (f&m receiving) handjobs, raw sex, manhandling, multiple orgasms, degradation, praise, mouth fucking, hair pulling, dacryphilia, dumbification, creampie(s), sloppy seconds, overstimulation, marking, aftercare.

[ IMAGINES ]

— adore you by koishua (sfw, fluff)

— mine by sungbeam (sfw, fluff)

— movie night by loveliestfelix (sfw, fluff)

— 02:37 by ijhyo (sfw, fluff)

— not once, but by yuitaru (sfw, fluff)

— nap of a star by blue-jisungs (sfw, slight angst)

— home by scintillasofbeomgyu (sfw, comfort)

— b. material by jishyucks (sfw, fluff)

— somnophilia with beomgyu by minnieves (nsfw)

— glistening stars by lvsgyu (sfw, fluff)

— bubbly by scintillasofbeomgyu (sfw, fluff)

— check yes, juliet by fairyofthestar (sfw, fluff)

[ DRABBLES ]

— beomgyu + kisses by a-blue-secret (sfw, fluff)

— beomgyu as your boyfriend by shuasunflwr (sfw, fluff)

— how beomgyu shows affection ! by yyx2 (sfw, fluff)

— hot things beomgyu does by yyx2 (sfw, fluff)

[ SMAUS ]

© ftwgyu, 2022.

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what are the requirements to be a new york times bestseller. because i shit you not every book i find, no matter how bad and niche, has been branded with "new york times bestseller". whats the requirement, 100 copies?

Hi, I don’t know who to ask for help so I’m writing this here.

My mother had brain surgery 2 weeks ago and now she has to make an urgent PET/CT body scan. The waiting list is too long and we have to go to the private clinic and pay 10000kn (1500 euros).

My parents are both retired and my salary barely covers our bills and food.

If you want to help but can’t donate, reblogging also helps.

Thank you so much:(<3

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Hi, I don’t know who to ask for help so I’m writing this here.

My mother had brain surgery 2 weeks ago and now she has to make an urgent PET/CT body scan. The waiting list is too long and we have to go to the private clinic and pay 10000kn (1500 euros).

My parents are both retired and my salary barely covers our bills and food.

If you want to help but can’t donate, reblogging also helps.

Thank you so much:(<3

https://ko-fi.com/recovery4mom