accidentally walking through a spiderweb

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

you can get a headache from looking at something that bright

This is the most inspiring thing I’ve seen on tumblr.

i did not realize i was following this many europeans: an autobiography by every american on tumblr today

I thought you were all american: the european version

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

Why buy new headphones when all you have to do is bend the chord a certain way at the right angle, exactly 89 degrees with you finger holding it in place

sorry everyone

Excuse me.

Sorry, did you say she wasn’t a role model? 

marilyn is my biggest role model so don’t even go there

and let’s not forget this

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at the popular Mocambo, in Hollywood, because of her race. Marilyn, who loved her music and supported civil rights, called the owner of the Mocambo and told him that if he booked Ella immediately, she would take a front table every night. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. After that, Ella never had to play in a small jazz club again.

“She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.” - Ella Fitzgerald about Marilyn Monroe

Another post to add to the list of “I swear I’m not a serial killer, just a writer”

I’m not even a writer and this is awesome. 

I’m not even a serial killer and I love this

im a serial killer

how do people call her fat

How do I remain heterosexual after seeing this?

How do I remain homosexual after seeing this?

when i was little i never thought eyebrows would ever be this important to me

Why can’t more people think like John Green?

this is probably my favorite john green quotation ever.

I LOVE JOHN GREEN

THIS GUY

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

I’m just gonna put it out there that if someone’s freaking about something small, they’re really freaking out about something big that they’re trying to deal with, or something long term that’s been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I don’t know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Don’t be the next straw on their broken back.

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

*POLICE SIRENS*

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[gavin screaming]

who the fuck is Gavin

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR MOTHERFUCKER

I fucking love the human race we’re all a bunch of dopes.

I repost this every time it comes up on my dash. Because I need this reminder several times a day. (via amandaq62)

Gentle reminder...

If someone is wearing long sleeves in summer

Or if you see scars or marks or burns or stretchmarks or spots

Or any kind of difference or deformity

Don’t point it out

To anyone

Don’t.

Bringing this back as summer is coming

Palawan Peacock-Pheasant

in my commercial art class we had to incorporate pop culture into an old painting and i decided to photoshop george washington into a fuckboy.

i turned this into my teacher

for a grade

that affects my gpa

Watch: This is who and what is really at the root of rape culture

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

yeah that’ll work