JY: I didn’t teach that to him either. YG: You guys didn’t “teach” me anything! What are you talking about?! JB: He sure didn’t get that sass from me, Jinyoung.
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Yugyeom: *does literally anything*
Jackson:
The struggles of being the maknae… when Yugyeom tells the other members about his new girlfriend ~This is trash I’m sorry guys~
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Am I disappointed that they didn’t invite me to fight with them? Um.. [laughs] No..? I’d just start my own team - Team Thor, of course.
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Oh my god I saw Magnificent Seven last night and it was amazing! Can I request headcanons how Faraday and Casquez competing for a woman's affections, please? I could not stop thinking about how much I'd like to be in the middle of that sandwich!
I TOO WOULD LIKE TO PARTAKE IN THAT SANDWICH
- Vasquez tripping Faraday with his lasso. Like not just when he’s talking to you, but like at random times just because he can.
- Faraday gets revenge through his deck of cards. He knows how to toss them in a way that the edges hit their target, and needless to say, for every time Vasquez trips Faraday, he gets a new red mark on his face.
- AND IT CONFUSES VASQUEZ BECAUSE LIKE WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THESE CARDS THERE ARE ONLY 52 IN A DECK LIKE?????
- Sometimes Vasquez will mumble things in Spanish and whether you understand what he’s saying or not, you always giggle because then Faraday freaks out like NOT FAIR YOU DO NOT GET TO SPEAK THIS SECRET CODE STOP
- No but real talk like 90% of them competing for your attention ends up with them forgetting you exist because they’re too busy squabbling.
- Faraday takes the first opportunity that he can to move in and teach you how to shoot AKA (one of my favorite tropes) “here, no, you have to position your hands like this, whoops our fingers are now brushed together and my hand is on your waist hahahah we should probs kiss now”
- While you’re all eating, Vasquez proposes a toast to you and says something really cute and then pours everyone a drink from a bottle of whiskey he always carries around
- Except later on that night, Faraday figures it out that Vasquez stole his whiskey and is ready to murder everyone because oh my god I just watched that fucker serve my whiskey to everyone including me and then toast my girl with it boi you done goofed
- Idk I feel like Faraday knows his way around a guitar so there is definitely going to be some serenading in your future
- They try to one up each other with compliments like “Oh wow, you’re lookin’ real pretty today” “She looks pretty every day” “Yeah, but I was talking about her new haircut, how did you not notice that?” “Actually I noticed it yesterday when she got it” etc. etc.
- One time they literally did it for an hour–Goodnight low key timed it
- Eventually Sam is like oKAY ENOUGH YOU ARE BOTH CHILDREN and just fucking schools them but then he schools you like “PLEASE MAKE A GOD DAMN DECISION BEFORE THEY KILL EACH OTHER”
Which Baby Are You?
- JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.
- FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.
- MARCH BABY
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.
- APRIL BABY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
- MAY BABY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.
- JUNE BABY
You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
- JULY BABY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
- AUGUST BABY
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
- SEPTEMBER BABY
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
- OCTOBER BABY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
- NOVEMBER BABY
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.
- DECEMBER BABY
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.
the signs as girlfriends
Aries: is the girlfriend that acts like one of the guys but has a romantic streak. Aries girls like to buy their lovers gifts and show their love through grand gestures. Aries is the girlfriend that can have a fiery temper and get mad quite easily. Aries girlfriends can be hardheaded and stubborn. Aries is the girlfriend that will be more sensitive and insecure than she acts. The Aries girlfriend will be an independent girl who likes to do things on her own and will not want a smothering or clingy type of lover. Aries is the girlfriend who needs excitement and passion in her love life or she will get bored and move on. She also might like a little drama to keep things spicy in the relationship.
Taurus: is the girlfriend that will like to serve her lovers and cook them dinner and clean the house. Taurus is a very stubborn girlfriend that likes to get her way. She has a deep romantic streak and will love to lay around with her lovers on sunny afternoons. Taurus girlfriends will be independent and will want a lover who is the same. She wants a mature lover that can she can trust to build a life with. Taurus girlfriends are very loyal and committed. She likes the idea of marriage and children. She wants that boring yet beautiful life. Taurus is the girlfriend that your mother would approve of because she is a hardworking girl with her own money, her own car, and her own place. Taurus girlfriends can be very possessive and jealous of their lovers, though.
Gemini: is the girlfriend that likes to talk a lot. She is very social and loves going out to parties and clubs. She will want a lover that can keep up with her mentally and also keep her entertained. Gemini is the girlfriend that can get bored very easily and move on to the next. Gemini girlfriends needs excitement. Gemini is the girlfriend that loves to laugh and watch goofy movies with her lover. She likes to talk about everything under the sun and then go have drinks with friends. Gemini is the girlfriend that your mother might have problem with because she's either covered in tattoos and has short hair or she speaks her mind easily. Gemini is the girlfriend that is smart and witty and all your friends like her.
Cancer: is the girlfriend who will bake you cakes on your birthday and spend forever making the icing and sprinkles look just right. She is the girlfriend that wants to have children and a life with you. She is ready to be a mother and she is ready for marriage. She can fall in love easily. She may have a hard time getting over past relationships. Cancer is the girlfriend that will make you feel at home. She will remember everything about you and will make sure that you are comfortable and happy. Cancer is the sentimental girlfriend that cries during romance movies. Cancer is the girlfriend that can be very moody and gets hurt easily. She will be passive-aggressive. Cancer is the girl who is innocent, almost.
Leo: is the girlfriend that always wants to take selfies with her lover. Leo is the girlfriend who likes to show her lover off to the world, especially when they are attractive. Leo is the girlfriend that needs attention and praise to feel happy in her relationship. She wants to be adored and treated as a queen by her lover. Leo is the girlfriend that will laugh a lot and love to have fun. She will always be willing to go on new adventures. Leo is the girlfriend that is warm and generous. She likes to buy her lovers gifts and take them out on dates. Leo wants their lover to feel special but they also want to feel special themselves.
Virgo: is the girlfriend that can be very critical and nit-picky, but she is so loyal and faithful. Virgo is the girlfriend that will be by your side through it all. Virgo is the girlfriend that is serving to you. She will cook, clean, or bring you drinks, but it is because she wants to do those things. She is the girlfriend that wants to make you happy. Virgo is the girlfriend that can be a little cool at times and may have a hard time expressing her love through words but she will always express her love through actions and sensuality. Virgo is a sensual girlfriend who likes to lay at home in bed with you as you both read books or talk about something new.
Libra: is the girlfriend who is romantic and likes the idea of rose petals. Libra is the girlfriend who is willing to please her partner. She wants to make her lover feel as happy as possible. Libra girlfriends don't like to cause a lot of drama and want a peaceful and harmonious relationship. Libra is the girlfriend that can be controlling, though. Libra girlfriends will enjoy talking and laughing. She will like to go out and be social with you and her friends. Libra girlfriends like to go to parties and clubs with their lovers. Libra is the girlfriend that is a little too flirty but doesn't mean anything by it. Libra is the girlfriend that will show her love through romantic words and actions.
Scorpio: is the girlfriend who has deep and intense feelings for her lover. Scorpio girlfriends will love their significant others strongly and feel very passionately towards them. Scorpio girlfriends can be very jealous and possessive of their lovers, though. Scorpio is the girlfriend that is suspicious and wants to look at your phone. Scorpio is also the girlfriend that will just know if you are lying. Scorpio is the girl that will show her love through words and sex. Scorpio is the girlfriend that has a need for sex and isn't happy if there is a lack of it in her relationship. Scorpio is the girlfriend that needs to know that you love her.
Sagittarius: is the girlfriend who likes to go on adventures with you and your friends. She likes to go camping and fishing and hiking. Sagittarius is the girlfriend who has a very carefree nature and doesn't care too much about who you hang out with. Sagittarius girlfriend is smart and loves to learn. She also likes to share her knowledge with her lovers. Sagittarius girlfriend will need her space and alone time. Sagittarius is the girlfriend that likes to take her lovers exploring through the woods or perhaps to try out a new restaurant. Sagittarius girls show they love you by sharing experiences with you.
Capricorn: is the girlfriend who is hardworking and is independent. She is the loyal and committed girlfriend. Capricorn girlfriends can be a little old-fashioned and want to get married and start a family with their lovers. Capricorn girls will want a lover that is just as independent and capable as her. Capricorn is the girlfriend that can be very serious but has a strange sense of humor. Capricorn is the girlfriend that is quiet and likes to watch movies. Capricorn is the girlfriend that will buy her lover gifts and spend money on them. This is how she shows her love as well as through practical things.
Aquarius: is the girlfriend that is the strangest girlfriend you've had. She is funny and goofy. Aquarius is the girlfriend that needs her space and alone time. Aquarius will not want a clingy or possessive lover. Aquarius girlfriends need their freedom and will hate to feel restricted. Aquarius is the girlfriend that tells her friends everything. Aquarius is the girlfriend that likes to talk for hours on the phone about aliens and astrology and crystals. Aquarius is the one that has a humanitarian heart and wants to adopt kids with you and live in India. Aquarius is a loyal girlfriend if you keep her mentally happy.
Pisces: is the girlfriend that texts you a lot. Pisces is the girl that is always looking for a lover that can connect with her on a soul level. Pisces is the girlfriend that writes poetry about her lovers and sends them songs to listen to so that they can feel what she is feeling. Pisces is the girlfriend that gets her feelings hurt easily and is defensive. She is clingy and jealous of her lovers. Pisces is the girlfriend that will make you dinner, buy you a gift, and make you a card for you birthday or Valentine's. Pisces has a romantic streak and will show her love through words and physically. Pisces is the girlfriend that dreams of having three children with you and living in Paris or near the beach.
*can apply to your moon too
Yugyeom: Because he always tells me I’m the best I now have confidence and work harder. He really helped me a lot.
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THEYRE IDIOTS.
JS: you know- you know how to do it right?? like 7 x 6
BB: why are you asking? i know-
JS: what 7 x 6 ??
BB: *thinking bc he doesnt really know*
JS: 48.
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And I thought I was bad at math
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BTS Reaction: He’s Your Ideal Type
Rap Mon: He’d try to act like it didn’t mean much to him but after thinking about it he’d start smiling and getting giddy.
Suga: Suga would try to pretend like it didn’t effect him, but on the inside he’d be smiling like an idiot and non stop thinking about you.
Jin: *ego x1000* “Can you blame her?”
Jimin: the gif really explains how he’d react. First he’d smile really big when you said he was your ideal type but the more he thought of it, the more he’d blush and try to hide his face.
J-Hope: he’d make the boys watch the video of you saying that he was your ideal type to make sure that it was all true and not just a dream. When the boys confirmed it he’d be very excited and his ego would be boosted.
Taehyung: “Y/N who’s your ideal type?” “I’d have to say Taehyung of bts.” Tae would be shocked at first, not believing what he heard. But after it sunk in he’d be really happy and start blushing.
Jungkook: This boy would be on cloud 9. The minute you chose him as your ideal type he couldn’t stop smiling and it would be a huge confidence booster for him too.