my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

my brother left because there was no room on the chair

guides to life

who wanna be my baby daddy so I can give this to you

teacher *while handing out 40 year old textbook*: wikipedia is very unreliable

My favorite thing about reading is when you get really into a book, put it down, then realize how quiet the room actually is.

I CANNOT stop laughing. 

Steal his look: Fred the Fish

Gucci Leather straight-leg pant-$2,300

Hermes Collier de Chien leather belt-$2,325

i hope the ‘why you always lyin’ guy is having a good day

An Oscar-Worthy Performance