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@aloeoolong

benny || he/any || 17

love that ryan shane and steven dont have active public accounts on tumblr, so either we are here with tumblr user wearewatcher as a babysitter, or they are lurking. stalking.

I have this theory that Shane is everywhere. Behind wearewatcher. Lurking on a personal account or two (sockpuppets, one might even say). Reading the comments on their vids. At the table behind you at Panera.

This isn't to imply that Shane has creeper energy. What he has is chaotic energy. There's too much of Shane to be contained in one physical person. That's why he's got so many puppets - they're full of secrets Shane-energy. Shanergy.

So, yeah. Shane is everywhere. Shane is all of us. You could walk into your house and find Shane in your living room, making friends with your parents and asking what's the deal with cousins, and you wouldn't even be surprised.

But, I mean, it's just a theory.

obsessed with shanergy. he is multiple people, puppets, if you will. he is a different kind of cryptid. not one entity, but many, and they look too normal to set off any alarms. he doesn't even set off the uncanny valley feeling. he's evolved past that.

he is just chaotically around. surveying, watching. multiple puppets, but only one puppeteer. no ill intent. but he is around. maybe around the corner, you'll hear a distant, "this is my smile dog".

yeah to all this tbh

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please excuse my hater moment but i hate when people see two characters that have the most insane dynamic and they’re like but what if it was wholesome :) okay well what if they fucked nasty style and tried to kill each other all the time also

"this isn't the proper meme format" yeah well i cant control them they're freaks sorry they defy the logic of the original meme okay

Whenever i see a fictional character get drawn with washboards abs it makes me want to GAG. Put some fat on that thing for gods sake

See the chap with glasses and an incredible moustache in the bottom right? that's Magnus Hirschfeld, the gay Jewish doctor who ran the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft (Institute for Sexual Research) in Berlin. It was largely his books, his research that the Nazis burned.

Everyone else in this photo is a trans person that Dr Hirschfeld worked with. This photo was taken at their christmas party.

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if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like