fun fact: girls can have computers
fun fact: girls can be computers
fun fact: girls can kiss computers
❗Girls can have/be/kiss Computers.
i love fourth of july idc. its about pool parties and hot dogs
a skeleton archer has caused a pileup on the highway
RENT LOWERING GUNSHOTS
- rpf is fine. weird, but fine. all fandom is weird it's the whole point of fandom [GUNSHOT NOISE]
- i unironically identify as a cat [GUNSHOT NOISE]
- ppl who use contradictory labels r cool. who gaf [GUNSHOT NOISE]
- shoplifting is fine [GUNSHOT NOISE]
- my tummy hurts [no gunshots, just a couple of sympathetic nods]
- using she/her pronouns for gerard is fine i dont think he gaf [GUNSHOT NOISE]
- furries are awesome [GUNSHOT NOISE]
- IM A FAGGOT [GUNSHOT NOISE]
- #F SLUR [GUNSHOT NOISE]
take some time this week to archive online content you care about, it could disappear or get harder to find at any point! youtube channels, blogs, images, personal chat logs, you name it
PSA! gfycat.com is shutting down and deleting all content and data on the site on September 1, 2023. if you have any fav gifs hosted there, grab them NOW!!!!
reddit is dying twitter is dying tumblr is next as people move over here in response and the corporate side of the company starts drooling at the prospect of EVEN MORE MONEY so they make staff change the website to be shittier and more like the dying websites. whats next? fireside gathering at my house where we pass the posting stick around that indicates youre allowed to make a post with words that come out of your mouth
Oh you sweet summer child
i think i hauve Covid
Can I have the stick now
Notice: not only do your friends actually like you, they secretly like you twice as much as they let on
Im using my gueoguesser skills to track down my keys which i threw in the garbage and have ended up in a landfill
what if i put poison in your meal, would that be fucked up or what?
everyone's got hobbies
Long live LGBTQ
Absolutely dying that you can't just say Thanks, the only options are the threesome he just saved you from or absolutely fucking him over lol
when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said "When the teacher forgets to assign homework" before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling. I don't understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head
maybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??
i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of
That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that's blorbo from my memes 👍
I HATE YOU SUPREME COURT!!!
I have watched COLUMBO with my grandpa so many times when I was a kid and I never knew Lieutenant Columbo's first name was Frank! Frank Columbo! Frank!
So for those interested: Columbo's name IS Frank but it's only because the prop's guy had to put something as a first name and just randomly chose Frank. He actually got in trouble for that. On the other hand, if it were such an issue, they probably shouldn't have had a close up on Columbo's card.
Oh that's even better - random prop guy named him and they were forced to keep it like that. Amazing.