Welp

If this site burns to the ground let this be my swan song

the time stamp on this comic is July 2017 and honestly this sums up that entire year 

oh shit who is it

im addicted to how much i hate this video

AND UNTIL WE CHANGE THE SYSTEM, REMINDER THAT OPEN ENROLLMENT IS OPEN UNTIL 12/15/18

I need everyone to watch this I’m smiling so fucking big

DO NOT FUCKING IGNORE

mind if i just… add this… to my list of royality fics… to write…

real talk I will never ever be able to leave tumblr because there is no other website where shit like this happens on a consistent basis

@ihatejonarbuckle

@raeloganthesonic06fangirl

Well, I mean, Garfield does care

Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to show they love you

An often overlooked thing about Garfield is between the snark and schemes, he’s really a loving kitty

I guess these aren’t as memorable as the wackier strips

But Jon can always count on Garfield to make him smile when it really matters

And Garfield knows that Jon cares

I swear, my cat is the same way, the below picture is an accurate portrait of how it is to have a dog and cat the same time.

Theory accepted

wholesome

It’s rare to see Garfield content on Tumblr that isn’t “Jon is a heartless monster” or “Garfield is some eldritch horror”

which part of the political compass would this even be

right here

just gonna blend the whole political compass huh

K

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symmetra doesn’t give a fuck

i still love the composition of this picture. symmetra sitting down behind the teleporter. hanzo running off. some poor soul who already ran off so we can’t tell the character. mcree with the username “fursona” in the foreground. the “hello” symbol in the corner. the 99-0 score

context from this video

felt cute so I took a selfie. might delete later

One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you