From Chapter 4 of my Wenclair fic raven in the den, wolf in the nest
guys cards against humanity just got really real
i wish this would stop being relevant
the 100 femslash week / day 2: au or headcanon
College roommates AU. Clarke Griffin has it all figured out. Pre-med, visual arts electives, astronomy. There is a plan in place, and there are expectations. What she doesn’t expect is her roommate Lexa, assertive poli-sci major, passionate knife enthusiast, unapologetic president of the campus GSA. What she doesn’t expect is Lexa bringing her coffee in the morning and keeping her company while she studies late at night. What she doesn’t expect is a mess of curly hair on her pillow, and the Lexa-shaped imprint that leaves on her heart.
Maybe one day we will see Abby’s reaction about Clarke & Lexa, but in the meantime, here are 8 (stupid) possible scenarios. (sorry for the very bad/blurry quality, tumblr hates me)
‘Cause the night that we caught you, it sure looked like you were about to eat me
only pokemon fans understand
DELELELEBWOOOOOOOP
what the fuck
Constant apologizing is a side effect of emotional abuse so don’t be a dick about someone who does that
Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.
We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”
“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>
While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.
oh
I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.
What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.
American recipes are like
- 2 tablespoons of spice you have never heard of
- 1 can of a food that does not come in a can in your country, wtf America why is everything in cans??
- 1 stalk pf something that has a totally different name where you are from and you have to google what it is
- 2 ounces of this liquid … what the fuck is an ounce??
- Preheat oven to some temperature that sounds like it is as hot as the sun
- Turn on a broiler. Find out what a broiler is.
- 2 pounds, dammit where is my calculator, of this product that seems to be plentiful in America but non existence in your country. Google how to get it on some shady black market.
- Give up and wonder what the hell America even is.
This is so surreal to me because I live in America and this sounds like a sensible format for a recipe and I am wondering where the confusion is from.
this is some yuri manga type shit man
i smell the gay and it has polluted the whole room
I always REBLOG this when I see it
i think this is how i feel most of the time
i got u balloons
omg you are so cute
i got u a cat
i made you a cake
got u a party hat for the party for u
Streamers!
hello friend i bring u anime
I brought happy music :D
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST POST EVER IM SMILING SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS LONELY GIRL HAPPY
shawarwars:
so this just happened
TEAM ROCKET LOGS IN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO SKYPE
MEOWTH I CAN’T TYPE
I’m dying
JSM (via wnq-writers)







