My girlfriend is the most amazing and beautiful human to ever exist in the history of forever 💕💕💕

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no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and I don’t know why