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I find the fact that the Barbie movie is simultaneously being criticized by the right as “too radical”, and criticized by the left as “too nice to men” and/or “too pandering”, quite funny, given that America’s WHOLE SPEECH was about how, no matter what women (like the director of the Barbie movie) do, it will simultaneously always be too little and too much.

Like music to my ears

Perverts and sluts! They are doing everything they can to take him away from us.

Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981) dir. William Asher

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

Son boy is old enough to read the son boy allowed sign

when mutuals like your horny posts, it’s the same as getting a 👀 from them at the grocery store.

me doing normal human activities: is this allowed? is this allowed? am i allowed to do this? is this allowed? i don’t want to get in trouble can i do this is this allowed?

Republicans are now crying on Twitter bc second trimester abortions have almost doubled in the last year bc of abortion bans. Ppl in states that have outlawed it have to travel to liberal states that allow it which is creating long waiting lists and pushing the abortions till later in the pregnancy

always worth mentioning that this was literally tim heidecker