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@allshipscanon123

Merely a writer... Sometimes funny too. 😉

romanticize your life. i cannot stress this enough. use scented shower gel and shampoo, so you look forward to showers. go on walks and see how pretty the sky looks. notice the wildflowers on the roadside as you drive. light a candle when you get home to make your room smell good. notice & appreciate the little things in life. it won't cure your mental illness, but it'll make it easier to exist in this world.

Kiss Me

It’s a typical Saturday morning in the Goldwyn household. As per usual, Kerry is in nothing but her underwear as she moves around in the kitchen getting breakfast ready. Of course, she could be more efficient at the task if you ask her but she has a very hot, charming, and adorable husband who refuses to keep his hands off her this morning.

“Anthony, if you don’t stop kissing my damn neck,” She sighs which turned into a soft moan when he sunk his teeth into the flesh of her collarbone. She’s so close to giving in and letting him have his way with her once again when the pan starts steaming. “Oh my god. Go away! Leave my kitchen. I can’t burn breakfast three times in one morning.”

A silly laugh escapes Tony as he tilts his wife’s head back for a peck. Her resistance is much too amusing.

Raising his brow, he put on his best pouting face. “Kiss me, please?”

Kerry shakes her head. That’s how the first batch of their breakfast ended up in smokes. His damn lips. “No. I know what you’re doing.”

“But mama-”

“No.”

“Kiss meeeee!”

“Nooooo.”

He pokes her in her most sensitive place and Kerry jerks slightly and giggles. “Kiss me.” Tony repeats.

“Why?” Kerry asks, smiling.

“Because you’re very kissable this morning.” Tony replies. “Kiss me or I will lick you, woman.” He threatens, already poking his tongue out.

This time it’s Kerry’s turn to pout. “Ugh! You’re so lucky you’re hot.” She groans before leaning in and capturing his lips.

It’s so addicting. Kissing him. The taste of his mouth; how their lips fit perfectly together and the way they lose themselves in each other. She could spend a lifetime kissing him and be the happiest woman to ever live. As the thought enters her mind, Kerry can’t help but to smile into their kiss because she can. He’s entirely hers and he loves her! He thinks she’s just as addicting as he is.

We could be like old people who talk about articles, and eat soup, and hold hands on the slow stroll to the ass doctor for colonoscopies. 
Deal.

A genie grants three wishes to an old lady.

She says, “I want to be young again.”

*poof*

She’s young again.

“I want my little house to be turned into a beautiful mansion.”

*poof*

She’s now living in a beautiful mansion.

“I want my cat to be turned into a handsome young man!”

*poof*

Her cat is now a handsome young man.

“Oh cat, all my fantasies have come true! Take me in your arms, take me upstairs and make mad, passionate love to me!”

The cat says, “Oh darlin’, you should’ve thought about that a long time ago, before you had me fixed.”

“What makes Nikita such a worthy role model is not that she’s some flawless super heroine who never bleeds or cries. Quite the opposite. She’s a woman who has been forced to do terrible things in the name of her country. A former drug addict. Someone who feels unworthy of love and is incapable of living a normal life. She considers herself a monster because of the lives she’s taken, and yet, her capacity for good, her intense loyalty and her fierce protectiveness ensure that she continues fighting the good fight when she’d probably rather give up and run away to a desert island (or put a gun to her head). She’s not a martyr who can barely function without wallowing in self pity. She has friends and a lover and is capable of laughter, and she’s also stubborn, judgmental and arrogant. None of these traits are mutually exclusive, and none of them make her more or less worthy of love or pity. In other words, she’s a fully-formed character of infinite contradictions, just like an actual woman, and that is “Nikita’s” greatest strength, as both a character and a show.”

[…] Before Division, there was a woman at a halfway house. “This is a safe place,” she used to say. And I remember, hearing that meant so much to me. And then, one day, she left town. No goodbye. No nothing. I fell to pieces. Off the wagon and landed in prison. All I remember thinking was that she never came to visit me on death row, not once. And I remember feeling like I would never forgive her for that. And I thought there has to be a reason why she did what she did. And whatever that reason was, I think it was supposed to help me.

You know that I’m with you, no matter what. You want to invade the moon, and I will find the next rocket ship.

They were the blueprint of true sisterhood and partners 🥺😭

My mom meeting my one of my friends yesterday…
Friend: to be honest, I’ve been intimidated by the thought of meeting you.
Mom: *turns to me dramatically*
Mom: How have you been painting me? NAKED???
Me: Now you see why I don’t take you nowhere?

My mom testing my ability to multitask and pay attention to her:

Mom: is it too early to start drinking?

Me: *looks at clock. Clock reads 12:45*

Me: meh, it’s 5pm somewhere

Mom: can I jump off a bridge?

Me: meh, people do it.

Mom: YOUr MoTHEEeeR!

Me: please stop insulting yourself