strange man in black hooded robes with a skull mask hovering around town, hes got a stack of papers in his arms, stapling them to various poles and handing them out to bypassers. you look at the poster hes putting up everywhere. "LOST: SKELETON ARMY" is written in large text, underneath is a picture of roughly 5000 skeletons with various weapons, taken like an elementary school class photo. underneath the picture is "CALL NECRUS THE VILE" followed by an evil rune
If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
Certified Library Post
reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from
I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
Solar Eclipse Shadows
These solar eclipse shadows form due to the distance between the sun and the leaves on the trees. The distance and the proximity of the leaves to one another cause for a "lensing" type effect, making the eclipse shadow clearer to the human eye.
I'm built different. like incorrectly i think
SOUND ON. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE
Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane
unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
i don't even know who took this pic. the only person who claims to know the photographer was this person who uploaded it to reddit without naming them. it just adds to the mystery of it
cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
this is APPARENTLY a HOT FUCKING TAKE but
i would rather someone live out the rest of their life dependent on or addicted to a pain medication that helps with their pain, than suffer in pain that could be helped for the rest of their life just so self-righteous dicks can say "thank god they're not an addict"
Yeah no, there is a massive difference between being dependant on a medication that you need medically in order to function (when your baseline without your meds is non-functional) and being addicted to a substance (that you can function without once you've detoxed and gotten sober). The former is "you already have an illness/disorder, so you take this medication to manage/treat it," and the latter is "you've developed a disorder from the substances you're abusing, and you need to stop taking these substances in order to treat/manage it".
There's also a massive difference between having an addiction and suffering from compulsive eating disorders like pica where you're compelled to eat non-food items like laundry soap or modeling clay. We have some majorly disordered ideas about medication due to the opioid epidemic and "the war on drugs" propaganda, and from tv shows that profit off of suffering people like 'My Strange Addiction' and 'Intervention'.
To be fair and give credit where credit is due, these shows have done a lot to destigmatize the issues and put people in touch with programs and resources that they wouldn't otherwise have known existed, but it still leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth.
"Autistic characters in popular media are always robots or aliens" I mean, that's just not true. Autistic characters in popular media in fact span a wide range of backgrounds, including (but not limited to):
- Time traveller
- Former cultist
- Morbid little girl
- Grown in a tube
- Ambiguously foreign
- Talking animal
- Curse victim
- Tech support
- Raised by wolves
- Ninja assassin
- World famous detective
- French
I’ve met most of these people and they are autistic. By the way
Anthony Machuca · “Forbidden knowledge”
Makinng stickers ✨️
Its me, your feral godmother
*waves a wand and grants you the teeth and claws to fuck your evil step family up*
Good luck kid you're in a reverse beauty and beast situation. Do not let that princely motherfucker fall in love with your inner humanity or the spell will fail and you'll turn human again
Good news if you bite his ass you can start a pack together. Go forth. Enjoy the ball
You can bite a princess too if you want. Or a milkmaid, or a butler or whatever. Go nuts. The more the merrier
#misread as feral hogmother
That's my girlfriend, she's rooting for you too
#investing at 70 notes
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about a post of mine that wasn't an addition to a post of someone else's XD
#posts that will become Tumblr heritage
I wish. I don't think it's even gonna crack 500 notes
Every year a bobcat mama gives birth to a litter of kittens on my roof. I set up a camera this time around.
Youth fascination with technology
universal mom noises of get the fuck down from there




