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"Life is a journey" I find myself whispering on the toilet, wrestling with the most difficult shit of my life
I was praying to a God I didn't believe in by the end. I could hear our dog tearing open a chip packet in the distance. I had to get to him, but I was held hostage. I briefly wished for stirrups to support my legs. I was trying to bargain with the universe. And all the time, the crinkling of a forbidden chip packet, taunting me.
"Life is a journey" I find myself whispering on the toilet, wrestling with the most difficult shit of my life
Can you imagine if your mouth had seasons. Like hot dry Summers, the freezing cold Winters. Monsoons. Imagine a tornado in your mouth.
Beanie babe! 🖤
Another practice in Procreate. Click for better quality [932x1337]
I’m depressed and Ron’s out for the night so I’m watching early NCIS and remembering the days when the writers gave a shit about Tony
I’m finally old and wise enough to see the very blatant flirting between Abby and Kate
The boys are back so I’ve moved to the bedroom TV which doesn’t have NCIS and I am now watching HIMYM and remembering how amazing the show is when you don’t remember the ending and also ignore a lot of early 2000s accepted bigotry/ignorance
also sharing this video I made 3 years ago because it’s funnier than I expected
Sharing my 7 year old Iron Man music video to Bring Me the Horizon’s Throne, because even though it’s outdated and was poorly edited on some microsoft standard movie editor I’m actually still proud of it and also the song is just too appropriate
image of me politely not engaging with an interpretation of a character from my shows which i do not agree with and find to be in slightly poor taste
literally time for beddy bye as us butch guys say at the front
I am Col. Daniel Webster Tucker, Surgeon General’s Office, here to observe your medical staff in action. Now, who the hell are you people? Actually… we are… just the medical staff. How are we doing so far?
attention marketing team please put this up in times square
Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?
