Hey There Demons, It’s Me: Ya Boy

If y’all wanna know the true power of hate, just remember that Alan Turing, the breaker of the enigma code in WWII, was driven to suicide by being forced to undergo chemical castration as a punishment for his homosexuality.

Historians say he saved 14 to 21 million lives.

I’d also like to say in the time we studied WWII in school, the history textbooks never mentioned him. I had never heard of the guy until I watched “The Imitation Game” which I 110% recommend you watch if you haven’t.Alan Turing was a blessing to humanity who saved (once again) 14 to 21 million lives, and he is left out of history because he was gay.

And this is just one example?? So many brilliant and heroic people are left out of history because of their race, their gender, their sexuality, their religion, and it’s just because some bigots in positions of influence get to decide what parts of history are remembered.

This man has had a profound effect on the world, it’s estimated he shortened the war by 2 years, saved countless lives and was the father of modern computing. Without him the world would be a very different, and very dark place.

He wasn’t just chemically castrated. The injections they have him were intended to decrease his libido as part his sentence for “gross indecency”. About 2 years after his trial he was found dead in his apartment next to a half eaten apple that was filled with cyanide (which became the inspiration for the Apple logo).

Turing is one of the most amazing people in all of history. He developed our modern method of computing (see: the Turing Machine) and advanced computer science by immeasurable amounts. And he dies when he was 41. Just imagine if he lived in a world where he was accepted. Imagine the technology we would have today and how many more lives would have been saved. No person deserves what Turing got, especially not someone as brilliant as him.

TEACH. CHILDREN. ABOUT. ALAN. TURING! WHEN THEY LEARN ABOUT WWII, THEY DESERVE TO KNOW ABOUT THE MAN WHO ENDED IT!!!

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

Also, eating honey literally helps bees and in no way harms them. In fact, if honey is left in their hives it will ferment and as a result it will begin making the bees very sick. Please just eat the fucking honey.

*I normally wouldn’t consider Papa falling as a funny moment but here the timing was just so ironically perfect with the lyrics I couldn’t not gif it. I’m glad the fall wasn’t too hard and that he’s okay. I love you Papa ♥

To whoever’s mad enough to follow me: y’all should listen to ghost, they’re beyond amazing!

endless list of favorite villains » jareth 🔮

sarah’s room vs. the labyrinth

I realized now, that the Hellsing Ova cuts out and switches a lot stuff around. for insistence in episode 2, in the scene where Walter tells Seras he threw out her bed and replaced it with a coffin, which understandably makes her upset,  Walter asks her if she still having issues with her new lifestyle, Alucard enters calls her idiot for not adhering to the fact that she is now a vampire, and he chews her out a bit, and then it ends and the conversation changes to topic of their weapons. 

In the manga, it goes similarly, with Walter throwing out Seras’ bed, Seras gets upset and Walter goes on to explain why she needs to sleep in a coffin and that she needs to drink the blood. In the anime Seras doesn’t say anything after that, but in the manga she tells Walter that she’s afraid of drinking the blood, because she’ll lose something important. 

This scene just enforces the fact, that Seras is still at a loss, thrown completely into a world and lifestyle that might force her to end up losing her humanity/innocence. Seras does not want to be a monster, I might be looking much into it, but I also think in her deep sub-conscious , she never, ever wants to become the same people that murder her parents and defiled her mother’s corpse. Seras’ character has always been about justice,  and striving to be he  a police officer was a chance to uphold those ideologies.And now that she has become a vampire, she has to drink human blood in order to live, something that is completely taboo to her, so course she would be uncomfortable wanting to indulge in any kind of  blood lust.  

Like the anime, Alucard comes in and starts chewing her out. 

The conversations of the anime and Manga  pretty much go the same way, Alucard tells her that she chose the night, and because of  that she can never return to the light. etc.

But, here’s where the scene differ, in the OVA, like I said it just ends, with Walter gifting Alucard with Jackal. 

In the Manga, Alucard takes in Seras dejected appearance and pretty much dismisses, his previous statement, saying that she’s doing fine and she can can keep tip-toeing her way along and that it really doesn’t bother him. 

It just one small scene, but for me it makes a big difference and this why I prefer the manga version than the Ova/Anime’s interpretation. But, Also it shows that Alucard isn’t completely cold-hearted, as he appears. And it’s also another moment between these two that’s kind of heart warming, well at least to me, anyways. 

“Don’t you dare question my resolve! I’ve already given you your marching orders, soldier! You will search and destroy, SEARCH AND DESTROY! Any resistance you encounter is to be crushed! Hellsing does not run from our enemies! Kill them all! I order you to leave nothing but bloody stains in your wake!” – Integra Hellsing

Happy to see so many Integra gifs!

Goddess

Only a human can destroy a monster. Only a human could dare hope to.

What happens when you listen to Gradus Vita too many times.

As I said she’s a goddess!

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

it’s time

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

it’s time

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

I T S T I M E

ITS TIME

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

it’s time.

Time

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

Look at that, they opened their tombs

IT’S T I M E

Would you look at the time guys

Athena: Guns are loud and ugly and we should throw them all in the ocean

Hermes: Don’t give weapons to the fishes, they’ll kill us dude

Poseidon: An octopus could carry eight guns

Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged cusses kids out on Fortnite!

Requested by @iknowaboutpenguins

REGARDING THE MEME GOD…

I regret nothing.

best with sound on

So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn’t sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away.

It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had walked into the library covered in dirt from head to toe and handed back a book about grave robbing.

the funniest thing to do as an older sibling is to add an ‘s’ onto shit your younger sibling plays. “Oh, you’re playing pokemons? you’re booting up fortnites on the switch? skyrims?” because it’s the closest thing humans have to a rage spell lmao

OP you are missing the power of “the.” As in “the pokey-man” or “the fortnite.” Hell, I just say “the Costco” and everyone around me loses their shit.

Peak memeing is speaking similarly to Invader Zim.

mina: why did you steal jonathan & turn lucy into a vampire

dracula:

hi(2)