So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.
What DO you call a duck with fangs?
Count Quackula
citizen // sleep
1917 / 2017
no human being from any period of history will ever understand this generation’s sense of humor
boobs and boob censorship and the point at which boobs are considered nude are so weird. you can see the whole damn boob without seeing the nipple and it’s like wow look at that boob! what a nice, safe boob. as soon as u see that little tiny sliver of darker skin that is part of the nipple everyone freaks out and its like HEY WOAH CONTAIN THAT NIPPLE U NAKED BOOB
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
All I want is this post to get a small amount of a million notes
All I want is this to be the most popular post in the history of this site
Let’s make the notes disappear y'all
someone: *asks me a yes/no question* me: huh? what did you ask? them: i said- me, finally processing the question: yes
me to myself: girl if you actually applied yourself in like….anything you’d be dangerous bitch
What is a legacy?
Honestly one of my fave posters at a Women’s March
Do u ever just think about the first time u met someone & then compare it to where u guys are now & its like wow who knew this would happen.
@ every tumblr girl come get your man thanks
