allison

i swear on big macs

guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS BIGGER THAN IT TOO OMG I CANT CLOSE MY LEGS. SEND HELP.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I WONT LEAK NOW RIGHT?

#we’re way too comfortable with each other on this site

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

this is fucking important

That one friend that be goin too far listening to music

*looks in the mirror* tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9.

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

i just went on facebook and

*looks in the mirror* tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9.

when you guys get girlfriends or boyfriends make sure to send this to them on your seven month anniversary with no context

friend: *turns on country music* me: can you chill

Me and Willow Pape

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

I feel cute tonight ❤️❤️❤️

Who the fuck is staring through the window

holy fucking shit I’m calling the police