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wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
allisonbroseph reblogged
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I want the cottage. I want the green grass and the tomato plants. I want the peace in you; the front porch rocking chair lullaby; our cricket legs rubbing together under the covers. We can’t have it all. I know that, but humor me. We can’t have it all, but we can have most of it.
Caitlyn Siehl, from Apply Pie Life (via alonesomes)
Source: thelovejournals
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catbuddy-deactivated20161201
best way to play fallout on ps4 is have spotify play 50s music in the background so u dont have to listen to the same shite over and over again
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loloman23
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pisschugger
he justHACKS
WHACKS
Choppin that meat
catbuddy
im just trying to live my life
allisonbroseph reblogged
lady gaga singing Born This Way at the biggest straight event of the year, in the middle of Trump presidency is literally the definition of SHE DID THAT
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you know all of yall did a sharp inhale when she started singing telephone
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So I was telling my parents about this tweet, and now this is what my dad is calling him.
NOBODY CALL HIM ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN
SIGNAL BOOST IMPORTANT
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loveserum-deactivated20191021
1. I can’t shut up about you. If someone stopped me in the street and asked what I was thinking about, your name would spill out more easily than any of my anxieties.
2. I swear to God, every time I listen to a good song you’re the first person I want to tell. Every song has you in it. Every song is about you now.
3. Let’s mix each other’s laundry. If I find your shirt and you get my sweater, we can take each other out of our own clothes.
4. When you call me babe, and your voice is still a little sleepy, I swear to fucking god my heart feels it. I feel it behind my eyes, and sometimes even in my fingertips. The love spreads, you know?
5. Let’s stay up till 3 am and make ourselves pasta we can eat out of the bowl while we sit on the kitchen counter and talk for hours. We can take pictures of the sunrise through the window while we laugh our six a.m. laugh, because it’s early and we’re a little dizzy with love.
Love Thoughts, Pt. 2 (via loveserum)
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You’re in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.
Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.
I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn’t scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters… I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte’s bed. Across the room underneath Daniel’s crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. “I’m not afraid of you monster!” She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and… She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. “Move. Over!” Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn’t afraid of any of my monsters; she’s afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. “What the…” I cut Francis’s next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. “If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.” I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. “I’ll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.” Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.
WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER
Holy shit I’m gonna cry that’s beautiful.
allisonbroseph reblogged
Honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 3am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you.
@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)
Source: sexual-texts
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bitch…omg
spock-ho
omfg
slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™
tiqerboy
this is a carwash for people
grovie
I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room
allisonbroseph reblogged
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rip in pieces vine
loud noises n off kilter humor ahead
also some cute animals
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mrozna
I saw this and immediately thought “shit, I bet this is so satisfying to watch with the sound on”, and I was so fucking right
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Source: library-mermaid
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gorgongf-deactivated20171107
I… Am a field
lesbiangaara
explain
lesbiamercy
need to be plowed
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