if i ever tag a post w a character/couple that doest make sense just know that i have a rich inner world you could never hope to understand
guess who did not finish this amv yea das me ill post it anyway tho hope you enjoy its inspired by incurious cat on yt in a way, i stole dat song from another amv of theirs ,it might not go with prey 100% but its a bop so d-___-b song name is upside down by oliver tree i thing
my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes
this is like top tier comedy to me. what the fuck are you DOING man
funniest thing about the thing (1982) is that the titular thing is both a master manipulator who can perfectly replicate anyone but also a big bundle of nerves who flips out and starts screaming and turning into 5000 meat parts at once the INSTANT it’s found out
like at one point the thing replicates a guy who has a heart condition, promptly has a heart attack, and then gets so freaked out by the defibrillator it starts biting people
the thing is a master actor who is absolutely awful at improv and the show keeps going wrong
Do you think gnomes have toxic masculinity. Would a gnome father shame his gnome son for not being gnome man wnough
The extent of gnome masculinity is like, trying to eat larger strawberries than the other gnomes. The most toxic it ever gets us a good natured chortle. Their society is beautiful.
you ask me why i have a doggy door installed in a window 6 feet off the ground and i put my fingers in my mouth and whistle. “here boy!” the FLAMING SKULL flies through the flap and starts gnawing on your forearm
i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it
the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it
Paracelsus walking into the university of Wurtenberg to tell the other doctors stop treating gunshot wounds with poultices made of feathers and cow manure.
Paracelus after treating period cramps with tampons soaked in alchemically synthesized laudanum.
Sound on if you guys wanna know what a little King Vulture sounds like 👀
creachur… 🥺
btw if anyone wants to know what she looks like now. she’s one :)
new evidence shows dogs have "intuitive mastery of the bessemer steelmaking process", backing up centuries of anecdotes by blacksmiths in which a dog would whine and bark in distress when pig iron was heated without sufficient access to air in their presence. "It's possible Bessemer or others who claimed to have invented the process were inspired by the behavior of dogs, or that dogs communicated the details of this vital industrial process to them by unknown means", paper concludes
Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing
OH NO
well it gets better and better
have you seen this one yet
jesus never said thou shalt not commit large scale industrial sabotage you can check the Bible it is not in those pages
A fish with human teeth has just been spotted swimming around in the ocean with a hateful smile
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(radar technician turns away from his flashing console and looks grimly at the military commander looking over his shoulder) sir...we've just received a transmission from Gay Sex World.