Sideblog/previous account: @sundays-lither-in
Wanda: Okay, truth or dare?
Y/N: Truth
Wanda: How many hours have you slept this week?
Y/N:
Y/N: ...Dare
Natasha: Go to bed.
Y/N: I don’t like this game.
Natasha: You told me you were interesting.
*Y/N lying down in bed*
Y/N: No. You simply misheard- I’m into RESTING.
Tony: You’re fired.
Natasha: Hey guys, mine and Yelena’s little sister is coming to visit, so behave!
*enter Y/N*
Y/N: Hey Nat! Check out this cool hammer- it was just sat on the table!
Natasha: That’s cool Y/N- wait- WHAT?!
Thor: I-
Supercorp
LENA: "Did you notice that? How I found out I might be a witch?"
KARA: "Yes dear."
LENA: "And I told you about it at the earliest convenient moment?"
KARA: "Yes dear."
LENA: "And I didn't lie to you for years to 'protect you'? Did you notice that?"
KARA: "Eat your pie."
LENA: "(smirks) Yes dear."
Omg.. Lmfao🤣💜
Wanda: So what’s for dinner?
Y/N, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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Bonus
Wanda: I told you to let me cook.
Y/N: I thought I could do it!
Kara: *in a crowd and can't find Alex* Alright, this calls for desperate measures *using hands as a megaphone* KARA DANVERS IS GAY!!
Alex: whAT-
Lena: DIBS!!!
dude i love women who are really affectionate. like if you say something funny and they grab your arm or gently squeeze your leg <3 marry me
seriously considering being an anti vaxxer for halloween
#wannabe witches(me) be like🙈💜
Clint: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out this one.
Natasha: *cracks knuckles*
Natasha: Manslaughter it is
Anonymous asked:
The fanfic I SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR DIRECTION is a faberry fic and shit the smut and fluff of that fic hits hard, really good! Im just smiling like an idiot reminiscing on Glee and the many hours I spent watching videos and proofs and theories of their gayness, much like what im doing with Camren. Don't get me started with Kristen Stewart, i stan her hard. From the first interview i watched i knew immediately that she's gay even with RobSten romance. She didn't hide it, not one bit.
It was really hilarious when they made this PR stunt that Kristen fucked her director. 😂🤣 I knew it was bs right from the start cause daz the time when she was caught making out with the other girl in twilight, what is that girls name the one who married an American idol runner up I think. She made out with that girl and someone caught it on video I think it is still in youtube. I was sooooo shook! 😂🤣
Pls Jesus let her be gay..💜 If this is true, y'all can have everything I own🤷♀️