No matter how much they over-advertise it I really can’t hate One Piece because I was brainwashed into liking it at a tender age by the theme song of the 4Kids dub occasionally being on right after some show I actually watched.

I just have a question which is how do they know that the treasure in the grand line isn’t just a bunch of booby traps? Because that’s what I’d be sending people to find if they hanged me from the gallows.

Incomplete list of better ways to do “Proposition Infinity”:

  • Amy dates Roberto after meeting him at the jail
  • Bender dates a random human he met through Amy and Amy is deeply and profoundly embarrassed by her friend’s bad taste
  • Near the end Bender goes on a Bender-typical crying jag and it causes Amy to realize that she didn’t actually like Bender for his edgy exterior but for his sweet, sensitive heart, which reminded her of Kif, which causes her to go back to Kif (and Bender himself to back out rapidly because if she liked him for his sensitivity she obviously completely misunderstood him because he obviously has none)
  • Bender suggests to Amy that since he is the baddest bad boy of all time she should pretend to date him just to mess with Kif and a heartbroken and angry Amy goes along with it but then they accidentally become the faces of a movement and they have to get married or it will ruin the reputation of a cause to say nothing of the blow to Bender’s newfound social cachet as a successful activist
  • Kif actually shows up and creates a whole bunch of conflict trying to win Amy back instead of conveniently disappearing and then conveniently reappearing. Bonus points if the anti-Prop Infinity faction tries to rope him in as their representative because he’s a devoted family man whose tadpoles are now doomed to grow up in a broken swamp due to the seductions of metal fever and he’s extremely conflicted about this because unfortunately, although he only did it to wring an apology out of her, he walked out on Amy
  • At the end Amy’s parents tell her that they were never actually against her going out with a robot but they were just against her going out with Bender and Amy is like “unfortunately you have a point.”