A Genie offers you one wish, and you modestly wish to have a very productive 2017. The genie misunderstands, and for the rest of your life, every 20:17 you become impossibly productive for just 60 seconds.
“After I die, you must bury me deep, deeper than any of the monsters we’ve hunted. The world can’t afford it if I escape.”
You organise a meeting with your mind, body and soul to ask them what the hell they’re doing with your life.
Ron: Why are you naked?
Harry: I don't have clothes.
Ron: *opens closet* You have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Draco, socks...
And then there's me staring at Min Yoogi 'cause why not.
Så hva syntes du om å la meg tro på Gud og sånn? Aner du hvor mange som har spurt meg om det du spurte om? Lurte på hvorfor jeg ikke tar de valga de tar Du kanke gi Gud, så bare gi faen
Yousef: And then you’re supposed to answer “stalker” 😜
Sana:
Yousef: *shows pic of empty bottle of vodka* is there anyone who’s missing this?
Sana: *unfriends him on FB*
Yousef:
mikael: even! hey! it’s been a while
even: hey, this is isak, he’-
isak: tHE MAN OF HIS DREAMS ITS NICE TO MEET U
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when magnus says he and vilde are cuter than isak and even
FINALLY OH MY GOD I'M NOT READY.
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