It’s Me Bitches

I’m really bad at texting unless I’m in love with you

If a girl ever pulled me in by my belt loops for a kiss I will ascend

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

a boy of dust..

if they keep shaking him he’ll crumble completely

Lmao I’m screaming. This will be me if I ever have grandchildren.

yesterday at the store, i said “babe” to get my girlfriends attention and like four women who aren’t my girlfriend looked at me and the lesbian power fjrjfndmsmzksp

i said it again at the bar and the bartender turned like i was talking to her djfnfjdndkdjd

FJNRFINFENDMSLWKDJEN YOU ARENT WRONG

Maybe I’m really gay but the thought of going to a pumpkin patch with a cute girl and picking out a pumpkin to carve together sounds like a 15/10 recommendation. Idk tho.

my talents include: fucking things up, and being a fucking idiot

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr

Today’s Bisexual Character of the Day is: you