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Allegedly Human

@allegedly-human / allegedly-human.tumblr.com

he/they mostly, every other pronoun if you're feeling spicy, TERF begone, ACAB, trans rights are human rights, and don't follow me if you're a minor, seriously. I'm an adult believe it or not, so I might reblog adult stuff, be 18+ only. Honestly if you want me to say something about me you'll be disappointed

You gotta know that putting "don't follow me if you're not 18+" without an age in your bio makes it hard to not just block when you follow a NSFW blog, right? As my pinned says, I'm a NSFW blog. Your page is dope, but if you wanna not get blocked by a majority of pages, add an age

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Listen, I don't like putting out top much info for every stranger to read. I thought that me clearly saying minors shouldn't follow me made it clear, but I'm an adult. Sorry if my ID and birth certificate is needed but I'm not gonna put my exact age out there

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This kind of mentality honestly amazes me. Because asking someone their exact age is as safe as asking them if they're an adult, but more intrusive. Like, unless you can ID them a kid that lied about being an adult WILL very easily say they're 20 it's not that hard. I feel weird mentioning even my nationality and native language and it's not a big deal and don't even say when my birthday is in public spaces because I care about being anonymous online, outside of the basic information needed

Because the only possible scenario where "adult" is enough info but "exact age" isn't for a 18+ would be if my country had a majority age that was below 18, and it's soooo widely accepted as the majority online that I doubt someone from a country like this would forget that their country differs from the accepted norm online. And if one's country's age of majority is above 18, then they'll either add "minor" on their bio and be honest, or say they're adult/add their age without mentioning if they're an adult by their country's law to avoid admitting they're not an adult. When did the basic amount of information to keep everyone safe became not enough

Anonymous asked:

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

W

Who's OP

There's no name outside of the person you reblog it from

I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THAT COMMENT ME ALLEGEDLY-HUMAN NOT THAT GUY

This is what it looks like for me on mobile, it's normal on desktop somehow

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

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in pikmin 4 the character Louie writes descriptive entries for the objects you collect and they're all about how he loves fidget toys and Textures and putting unfamiliar things in his mouth

In France cops got investigated for shooting a teen on camera and other cops threw a tantrum and decided to all get on sick days because they're not allowed to strike, and unsurprisingly crimes have been going down which is hilarious I hope they keep going cops are working harder for abolishing the police than our left ever did

Aaah, the troubles are mostly over in Fallen London. I have the time to grind stuff in Fallen London, it's gonna take time to be over but it's okay opens tumblr WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SUN IS EXPLODING