god made me this way, now it's his problem

those first couple weeks after escaping a time loop have gotta be disorienting as all fuck. all those little cues that used to tell you what's about to happen are now triggers that cause you to brace for something that isn't coming. you have to relearn the permanence of death -- hell, you have reacquaint yourself with the entire concept of finality altogether. everything keeps changing but it never changes back and you keep having to remind yourself that this is normal. "it won't reset anymore," you echo to yourself, over and over and over, like a broken record, like you're still trapped in a loop, like someone who escaped the time loop but was doomed to bring it into the future with them

dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

whats grundlous mean

of or pertaining to grundle

Kill that creature sweep!!!!

"Why would G-d make me trans?" and "Why would humans make religion?" are not merely questions with the same answer but are also the same question as well IMO

can you elaborate on that please? genuine question

we are creatures made of flesh and soul and we are filled with a neverending need to understand the world around us to better understand ourselves and our places within it. there is a reason that attaining divine enlightenment and reaching holy enlightenment is called transcendental

Frodo’s a nepo baby when you think about it but like for sucky things. That’s your uncle’s evil ring? That’s your uncle’s wizard that took you on an adventure? That’s your uncle’s feud with a homicidal gremlin man that’s after your uncle’s ring? Great

tweeted this not realizing it's just basically sam's internal monologue

aragorn, at the council of Elrond: it's such a relief that the creature Gollum is securely locked up in Mirkwood

legolas:

Feeling bad about being in a transitional period in my life. Time to watch lord of the rings

did you know viggo mortensen broke his toe and they kept that take in the movie. did you know

my dear baby daughter goblin has learned to open doors and has elected to demonstrate this to me at nearly 3am by poking her little idiot darling head into my room and screaming at. a bug

two seconds before smacking her skull into mine at maximum speed. to show love. and crime

“If I take one more step…”

tolkien's framing device is vital to understanding the content of his books and the way his thousand of imitators over the last few decades all immediately discarded it without considering what kind of load-bearing weight it might be carrying is one of the main reasons why the modern fantasy genre is so deeply fanatically conservative and reactionary

rosencrantz is dead guildenstern is dead and me i feel also not so good

i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here's what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back

someone should remake lord of the rings as a grandfather telling a fantasy story to his grand child with flashbacks to world war one showing the dead boys and men the characters were based on. grandpa why didn't they just fly. because they didn't. they didn't.

i'm fine

bible says after we're resurrected not a single hair on our heads will be lost. rip to women who spent a fortune on laser hair removal. god does not care and hairy mother mary will be gluing that shit back on w tender loving care one by one

me looking at hair removal ads: i don't think my mother, inventor of Jesus Christ, would be too pleased to hear about this