Sofia Coppola behind the scenes of Marie Antoinette.

hear no evil

(this is the first photoshoot I’ve ever taken of someone so I’m very happy other people are liking it <3)

So uh we tried to preserve your boyfriend in writing, but over the centuries his papyrus disintegrated and now he’s got lacunae. Yeah there are a b[unch o]f par[ts] of him m[issing] and we [don’]t kno[w] what [……t]hem[……]a[……]

bear earrings 🧸✧˚₊‧

the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one

Since, in true Celtic fashion, I’m gonna start saying “it’s too hot” today, here’s the perfect poll…

Reblog & put your answers in the tags because I’m curious and need to know I’m not suffering alone

A very, very gentle reminder that "prev tags" is now completely useless, bc you can no longer click back thru the reblog chain and see the prev tags. You can see the reblog in front of you, and you can find the original post - by itself, completely devoid of context - but you can't click thru to the previous reblog. This is apparently intentional, since I literally emailed support about it - being able to click back thru the reblog chain and being able to see the source post in context on op's blog are fundamental parts of the user experience imo and I am pissed - and their response was basically like yeah we meant to do that but if you want to talk about it you can go to our WIP blog, where the ask is literally only open one day a week and we will completely ignore you.

PLEASE tag ur reasoning im trying to prove my gf wrong

Every vowel is in an odd position of the alphabet, so the “vowels are even” crowd is free to get destroyed by facts and logic

Vowels are smooth like even numbers and consonants are spiky like odd numbers.

i’m starting a movement to stop calling this shit “artificial intelligence” cause it’s fucking not. it’s not intelligent, and the things it produces are not informed by logical choices. it doesn’t know how to research sources for you. it doesn’t compose art thoughtfully or meaningfully.

call it machine-generated, text generator, chat bot, but it’s not intelligent.

Constant Shallowness Leads to Evil - Synthetic Motor Oil, Oil on Canvas - 120 x 90cm

yea i'm bi. bi-ting you

hi kings let’s find out which of my fave literary devices you are

op……i have never had a harder time picking an answer. your mind is good.

someone correcting me on something i said to be silly on purpose and now theyre treating me like im stupid

IM PLAYING! IM PLAYING!!!! WHY ARENT YOU PLAYING WITH ME WHY ARE YOU PUTTING AWAY OUR TOYS

sean glatch pomegranate \ georgy nikolsky for pytor manteufel’s tales of a naturalist \ sean glatch pomegranate \ ursula le guin tales from earthsea: “dragonfly” 

shout me a coffee

You know i dont get homoerotically pinned to the wall nearly enough

Reblog and put in the tags a fictional character you associate with whom you’re reblogging this from