Cosmic alignment…

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

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MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

I think about this a lot.

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

Hand job vs manual labor

*plants mint directly in your dash* heehee :3

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Joke's on you I'm into that shit

No one on Tumblr lies

That's why this has 1500 reblogs

The World Of Becca Blake

Art by Dan Schkade

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

right now it’s almost halfway through 2023, and 2024 is an election year in the US. I have started to see a growing proliferation of posts suggesting that there is no difference between the republican and democratic parties–the exact same kind of posts I saw an awful lot of before the last major election here. I am unfollowing folks who post or reblog these sort of posts, as I consider these posts to be fascist propaganda framed as leftist discourse, designed to suppress anti-fascist votes and voters. 

Prepare yourself to vote for Biden now, because the only other option is someone who will make 2016-2020 look like a picnic.

You work with what you’ve got, not what you wish you had.

I detest Biden more with every passing day (and he was not in my top 10 candidates in 2020). 2024 will be an election between:

No Labels is an op. It’s being funded by unknown parties to defeat Biden and the Democrats. Their election scenarios are fantasy football for political junkies.

No Third Party has a road anywhere outside statewide offices (Bernie is the exception that proves the rule, and he’s a Democrat for all intents and purposes).

Arguably the rosiest scenario is that TFG breaks with the Republicans to form his own party and tanks any chance the Republicans have, but that’s not looking as likely as it did two years ago.

If you’re pissed, get involved in your local elections. Ensure that no position is running unopposed (and that includes if you’ve got a conserva-Dem somewhere now–primary them).

Get the House back in the Democratic hands (unless you’re up for two more years of this only with MTG as Speaker this time). Increase the margin in the Senate (and send Selema to her post-senate career). Make sure your school board isn’t full of flat-earthers. Wake sure your county counsel isn’t going to shut down your libraries if they have a book someone doesn’t like.

As Stonekettle says, if you want a better country, but a better citizen.

There’s a reason we call it a civic DUTY, not a civic privilege.

Starting mid-April I’ll be posting to-do lists and action items for people who’ve never gotten involved before. One party wants you dead. FIGHT.

Speaking as a Michigan resident:  Look at the laws being passed in Michigan.  Now look at the laws being passed in Florida.  Spot the difference?  That’s because Michigan is being governed by the Democratic Party, and Florida is being governed by the Republican Party.  That’s the difference.  They’re different parties.  It is not the same.

You want what we’ve got?  Vote for it.

(And you want Michigan to stay the way it is and not slide backwards into the shit we had to deal with with Rick Snyder, or even just the way it was when the House and Senate were Republican-controlled?  Keep fucking voting.)

This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.

If I don’t reblog this, then I’m dead.

While we’re at it Tarzan could get it too. White dreads and all.

hey baize do you accept criticism on your posts

he’s a british man from the 1800s, he’s probably not circumcised, and he’s been living with gorillas. it doesn’t matter what he’s packing he’s probably got some of the strongest aged dick cheese under his hood…

Gorillas are actually pretty clean animals, and a nice river bath before the great dickdown of 1892 would clear any remains dirt right up

*throws holy water on this post*

*Washes Tarzans cock (yeah, I said it) with it

My ex and i were watching that a few years ago and she absolutely ruined the whole movie for me by saying “so how bad to you think he destroyed jane’s pussy the first time because gorilla’s ain’t exactly bout that gentle lovin”

She probably had months of construction work after the first time. Probably had to build a whole new pussy from scratch

We need more discussions like this

Thank you! The Tarzan dickscourse is so important. Like did you see the size of his thighs? If the dick didn’t kill you on contact the piston power from those thighs definitely would. Have you mad and crawling around the jungle like

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What is happening 🤣🤣🤣

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

i had to

Taking the chance!

Oop

i really hope this will work

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

i had to

Taking the chance!

Oop

i really hope this will work

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two