Talking to myself in public.

how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

This is the cutest thing!

oh jesus christ that’s adorable

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

I've stopped being horny for a second I desire tenderness

It's cool now I'm horny again

ngl I could do without experiencing the epic highs and lows of mental illness

get sad when i see a friend typing and then they stop. like no bro…tell me…text me the thing…come on i wanna hear…bro…bro i love you

This is what plays in my head every minute of every day.

I’m craving small acts of intimacy, like waking up next to someone and just spending the morning in bed with them

made too many jokes abt being sexy and cool and accidentally developed an ego

DERRY GIRLS (2018 -)

Season 2, Episode 5: “The Prom”

this is what good pussy sounds like *laminated paper wobbling sound*

I personally think it’s time for a tattoo

when a toddler is passionately babbling to you about something in their little intense baby voice

Imagine someone creating scenarios in their head with you in it