”So I feel like this is the perfect time for a film like this. I feel like the film has become more important and more relevant today, which is a sad thing.” – Oscar Winner Taika Waititi in the Press Room
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Steve saying: "Can I talk to my friend...out there?"
Nothing has made me feel so at peace with my inner child like this. Thank you, Steve ❤
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shit I missed my window, next week I guess
Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog
sir please that's my emotional support Keira Knightley period movie
okay i have a loki question
how the fuck did odin sneak him into asgard?
like, heimdall saw that shit right? odin comes back through the bifrost and heimdall is just “…………….”
heimdall: that’s a baby
odin: yes! he’s my son! ………..loki. i’m going to dress him in green and black, because that worked great last time
or odin comes back and is trying to figure out, how to play it, and heimdall and frigga are just waiting for him and completely deadpan
frigga: ah, husband! you have returned from war in time to meet your newborn son. who i had. after being pregnant. secretly.
odin: what
frigga:
heimdall:
loki: *baby noises*
odin: right
honestly, i just need heimdall going up to frigga like “you won’t believe what your husband just did”
odin: he’s a replacement for the child I had to lock away in the shadow realm.
heimdall:
odin: I’ll do better by this one. I know I will.
heimdall:
heimdall: You mean Frigga will.
Odin: Please can we keep it? It’s cute and changes colours and smiles at my empty eye socket. I promise I’ll take care of it I’ll feed it every week and I’ll dress it in green and black and I’ll teach it to throw knives and it will be great!
Heimdall: Frigga, he stole a baby. Say something.
THIS IS THE BEST THING
I like to imagine Frigga visiting Heimdall and they have tea and gossip about how much a mess Odin is.
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Hiemdall: *plopping into Friggas parlour and already reaching for the cup Frigga is passing him* Lemme tell you what wild shit your sons are doing in Alfhiem
Hiemdall rollerblading into the throne room this week with sunglasses and a piña coloda: Your Majesty, you’re not going to fucking believe this stuff your son brought back from Midgard.
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Frigga, iceskating down the bifrost with three bottles of tequila wearing a mini cape from a midgardian children’s dracula costume: Heimdall, my good bitch, I have news.
my last two brain cells preparing a Depression Meal
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What the MCU should have been.
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why yes, i do like to watch british murder mysteries meant for 80 year old grandmas and their cats
Growing up in the 80s and early 90s really made quicksand a thing to be feared.
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Source: didyouknowblog.com
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GUYS.
guys.
This baby
is now
working on Dark Crystal.
Holy shit
What a life
So he was taking notes when he was in Labyrinth. Cool.
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Whoever decided that 2019 was going to be the year of posting Golden Girls bits is a hero
Aziraphale once decided to gift Crowley a plant, because he knows that Crowley likes them, and it’s all good, except, Crowley can’t put the fear of, well, himself into this plant. It is a gift from Zira, after all.
Crowley: YOU ALL, YOU’VE DISAPPOINTED ME. GROW BETTER!!!
Crowley, turning to the plant that Aziraphale gave him: not you, sweetie, you’re doing great
uhhhh headcanon that shakespeare got inspiration for the star-crossed lovers theme in his writing from crowley & aziraphale
like aziraphale was such a shakespeare stan he went to the plays even when like two people were there, so shakespeare must have gotten curious
shakespeare: so that guy, the one dressed all in black—friend of yours?
aziraphale: oh dear well I shouldn’t say friend, should I? more like, long-standing acquaintance who I enjoy the company of immensely
shakespeare: but not friend?
aziraphale: our families’ don’t get along, you see. bad history. blood feud, really. they’d have our heads if they knew we actively sought each other out. it’s a relationship that can only end in tragedy.
shakespeare, having a lightbulb moment: tragedy, you say….
Bookshop Opening Hours
I open the shop on most weekdays about 9:30 or perhaps 10am. While occasionally I open the shop as early as 8, I have been known not to open until 1, except on Tuesday. I tend to close about 3:30pm, or earlier if something needs tending to. However, I might occasionally keep the shop open until 8 or 9 at night, you never know when you might need some light reading. On days that I am not in, the shop will remain closed. On weekends, I will open the shop during normal hours unless I am elsewhere. Bank holidays will be treated in the usual fashion, with early closing on Wednesdays, or sometimes Fridays. (For Sundays see Tuesdays).
A.Z. Fell, Bookseller
Reblogging because I hoped when I wrote it that someone somewhere would freeze frame and read it.