Happy, moisturized, in my lane, flourishing

defrosting shrimp | source

shrimp cylinder going for a tumble wheeeeee

but you can't be free...cause I'm shellfish I'm obscene.....

AND I GET A LITTLE BIT GENGHIS PRAWN

Reaper of Bunny Souls

Trixie Lulamoon from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic has tgirl swag!

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do you have games on your phone

sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month

Let you out of what, Miku?

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My brain feels awful where's the pic of the bedraggled cat waking up from sleeping under the weighted blanket

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

not joking I would kind of like to brutally murder whoever thought it was a good idea to take away clicking on a person’s name to see their reblog and make it borderline impossible to get to the original version of a post without spending ten minutes scrolling with ctrl f

Helpful tip:

If you have the post date option turned on you can click the date and it will take it to the original post like before. It's annoying, unintuitive, and harder to click but it should work on mobile or desktop

this is the most ridiculous possible workaround thank you SO much tumblr user suffusionofyellow for sharing

Definitely works.