My friend got pregnant at 17. Deeply religious family (she would be kivked out if they found out), one night stand, she just could NOT have the baby. Thing is we live in a country where abortion is illegal. Our only option was to illegally buy some pills online and hope they worked and we didnt go to jail
But these are hecking expensive and we needed to rush
So i set up a twitter/fb/insta/furaffinity/etc account and advertised my furry art EVERYWHERE. Im not that good but i said id draw basically anything no matter how weird (not cub art or anything illegal). I got a lot of weird coms (vore, scat, inflation and some i dont even understand) and for two weeks i did nothing but draw weird shit all day. My hand hurt so bad, but i got the money.
We spent a week afraid we'd been scammed and afraid we'd get caught, then a weekend afraid my friend might die once we did the procedure in my house. But it worked
I never told her how i got the money and i never will. Id rather die than tell her i funded her illegal abortion by drawing the wolf from robin hood swallowing robin through his belly button. Im pretty sure she thinks i was a prostitute for those two weeks and id rather her think that
To this day i gift her condoms on her bd as a joke bc im never doing that again
You just don't get content like this anywhere else
βBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.β
What the ever living fuck
The day I donβt reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely
FUCK NOT THIS AGAIN
if i dont reblog this assume im dead
βthis pillow works better if your a back sleeperβ bitch Iβm a rotisserie chicken sleeper I donβt stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world
not to be a downer but your twenties are super hard and super lonely and tv lied and itβs not glamorous at all and if you are having a hard time itβs ok and itβs normal and youβll be ok
Rest In Peace to the legendary Betty White. Thank you for being a friend to us all. π₯
i may be ugly and untalented
but�
thats all
You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much
this makes me laugh every year
iβm always too busy losing my shit at baby jesus with the lighter that i never registeredΒ βHEY-SUSβ oh my goddd













