Love Me, Love Me

the way that she has to do a split and bend like that to take a closer look at barbie's feet because that's literally the only way the dolls can do that

his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men

The "and Ken" sign says so much. Not only do the police identify him as some crazily dressed guy just tagging along with an equally crazily dressed girl who just decked someone in the face, they also cuff him even though it seems like he hasn't done anything because he tagged along with his girlfriend even to get arrested.

He's an accessory even to a convicted Barbie. You do not separate a Ken from his Barbie even in jail. Ken is having the time of his life even in incarceration because he's there with Barbie.

The barbie movie having her 'fly down her roof' is so cute cause when you're a kid playing with them on roof of her building or whatever she doesn't use the stairs??, she does jumps off the roof. Sometimes does a flip

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

Ben coming back to the cabin to see yet another cannibalistic ritual

I'M SO HERE FOR THIS

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

He’s growing

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

Do you need something.

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

Summertime madness

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

everyone says misty is crazy like. ok. the sabotage was bad and so was the poisoning and the manipulation and the cannibalism and the elder abuse and the kidnapping but like. kinda seems like u just hate women

shauna turned on by jackie’s smell and jackie’s tongue in jeff’s mouth, shauna needing to fuck him just so she can be with the next best jackie approximation. “why did you kiss him” “i don’t know” “yes you do” god

the fact that the woods are ok yes the literal wilderness but also an incredibly visceral representation of what girlhood is. you DO eat each other. you sacrifice yourself and your friends just to stay alive. it’s brutal and it’s violent; there is no greater violence than that of girlhood. it’s terrifying and horrific AND it’s elating at times too. it’s cannibalistic. the wilderness wants your blood and so does your girlhood. and you can never leave it. you stay in it forever and it stays in you forever. it’s a haunting. it’s a possession. you might literally escape but emotionally you and that wilderness are together forever.