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How to express your love for me if you're not good with words

  • Get me sunflowers
  • Recommended me all your favourite books
  • Bake me brownies or cookies or whatever it is you bake happily
  • Send me goofy selfies you clicked with me in mind
  • Tell me about your family
  • Tell your friends about me
  • Send me sky pictures
  • Take me to the sea
  • Hear me talk about my favourite new kdrama for hours
  • Send me care packages when I fall sick
  • Buy cute stickers whenever you see them and post them to me
  • Tell me it wasn't my fault when I talk about my trauma
  • Make me Maggi or instant ramen and feed me
  • When ordering food on call, never ask me to do it
  • Comment cheesy quotes from romance books or multiple hearts whenever I post a picture of me
  • Tell me how you really feel, attempt always at least

— creatingnikki (via tumblr)

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

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tumblgang
  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

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jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

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theytrey

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

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imanes

please be quiet… i’m trying to manifest a truckload of money into my bank account so that i can retire and never have to read an email again

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women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

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ri-ahhh
Anonymous asked:

but what if grays girls bday was coming up and she was sad about it bc she had no plans with everything going on rn so he sets something special up for them to do🥺(aka me having about to have the worst 21st bday lmAO)

Oof I feel this my bday was back in April in peak quarantine and the only thing I did was go to my best friend’s house for a few hours haha. I’m sorry this is year is your 21st😣

But if there’s anything we know about Grayson, it’s that he loves surprises and he loves going all out for the people he loves even more. So for his gf in this scenario, the first of many events he has planned is: birthday sex, starting promptly at 12 midnight. Spends forever between your legs making things extra wet and sloppy and indulgent until you can’t take it anymore, then it’s two rounds later before you’re both passing out.

Breakfast in bed for sure comes next. There’s almost no better present than waking up to the smell of your favorite breakfast of tofu scramble with sautéed veggies and salsa, and a giant Trader Joe’s cinnamon roll on the side with a little candle stuck in the middle. Matcha latte in your favorite mug. Brought to you by a shirtless Grayson in some too-small briefs and a snapback slung backwards over his head to keep the flop of hair out of his face. He sits the tray on your lap once your reclined against the pillows and smacks sweet little kisses to that spot on your neck just below your ear while you rub sleep and the annoying prickle of emotion out of your eyes. He whispers “happy birthday” in your ear before joining you on his side of the bed to keep you company.

You walk into the kitchen an hour later — freshly fucked once again, showered, and full; feeling spoiled like no other. Until your eyes fall upon the vision that is the kitchen. Balloons, flowers, bunting, the whole nine yards surrounding a small pile of neatly wrapped presents that you’re sure his assistant must have done for him, but that doesn’t bother you in the slightest. You’re stunned speechless, and he laughs and takes you by the hand to stand by the kitchen island so you can see your gifts up close. You’re still at a loss for words, and you can only shake your head and grab his cheeks to bring him down to you for a soft, deep kiss. Somewhere from the living room, Ethan snaps a picture with a grin.

Later, he pushes you into the Tesla with an excited, giddy air about him. You can’t imagine what he’s got planned with everything going on in the world, but you soon learn he’s got the whole day mapped out. Going for drives has always been your and Grayson’s thing, so that in itself would have been enough. But then you get to the first location — the skatepark the two of you met at, and he’s smiling widely when you look at him with disbelief. He goes around to the trunk and pulls out two boards, and the two of you happily reminisce about that fateful day, while you alter between skating awkwardly on your own and following the lead of his hand.

More locations significant to you follow, all acceptable places to go while still being socially distanced: the same beach where he asked you to be his girlfriend; your favorite hole-in-the-wall coffee shop; the quiet, hidden street full of mom and pop shops that you love to venture to if you have a free day. The stores are closed, but the alley walls are filled with murals and vines and flowers, and it’s one of the city’s best-kept secrets in your opinion.

Finally, it’s dinner at one of your favorite restaurants. He stares at you the whole time you’re getting ready like he’d rather eat you instead, but you make it to the trendy little West Hollywood cantina with clothes and makeup intact. Everything is delicious, and you hide behind your hands when the waiter brings you a giant vegan sopapilla with a sparkler candle. Grayson is full-teeth cheesing at you while the staff sings “Feliz cumpleanos”, his tooth jewels glinting in the bright light of the candle.

More birthday sex when you get home, but you decide to take charge this time. Because he’s wonderful and you can never get enough of him. And because he’s made this the best birthday when you thought it was going to be your worst.

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I took a lil impromptu photoshoot