reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

still not-works

still + notworks = stotworks.

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still + notworks = stotworks.

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still + notworks = stotworks.

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still + notworks = stotworks.

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still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Anarchy is the only thing Humans® will ever understand. | PayPal | Patreon

still + notworks = stotworks.

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Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

World Heritage Post

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

A original meme.

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE WHOLE MEME WHAT EVEN MY LIFE IS A LIE

The OG of memes.

OH MY GOD I’VE NEVER SEEN THE FULL THING BEFORE. 

uh who wants plush toy photos in exchange of anything in their askbox? rb this to get a plush toy jellycat photo in your askbox. spread the serotonin.

the comments on this video killed me

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

I LITERALLY JUST SAW THIS POST ON INSTAGRAM

i love this so much

FOND

(adjective) 1. Having an affection or liking for. 2. Affectionate, loving.

More? (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

Just tell me when to stop… :)

#soul-binding love#endless#armie x timmy#charmie lives

Ok…you asked for it 😂😂

Gurrrrl, you are ON ;)

I know you posted this one ^^^, but mine is clearer (◕‿-) 

Just look at Timmeh!! His hair! His neck! His FACE! ALL OF HIM GODDAMNIT!!!!

Oh my GOOD LORD!!!!! 

Yes people. Just FRIENDS. Yes. Of course. Nothing to see here!!! 

*dies* 

They are my vocabulary.

My god!!!! I miss them so much!!!

DON’T EVER STOP ,PLZ

Um so now I’m going to just cry for the rest of the day @c-u-at-midnight

#goals

@simpi2274 I raise you one more ;)

@chalametgreen Girl, have you no shame?! 😂😘

@simpi2274 When it comes to these 2 lil shits? NEVER! ;)

Keeps getting better and better

For my Moon and Lady 6 of the Berluti Jackets, your wishes are my commands. 

@foryou-insilence @694699

@simpi2274 ;D

@simpi2274 @chalametgreen Mind if i cut in?

#FOND FROM DISTANCE 

Thank you darling @ciavttini 😘

Why was I calling you, wishing for you, why was I longing and thirsting for you with every curve of my soul and even with my ribs?—  Fyodor Dostoevsky, from The Brothers Karamazov

Sorry, re-reading this for about 18th time this week and there are so many fitting quotes, @simpi2274. 

Reblog twice a day for the sake of all the additions.

My God the senseless slaughters!! I don’t know how you people even sleep at night… Damn. @simpi2274 @chalametgreen #you’re no better there @ciavttini #for shame

@shellgoes211 In this fandom we love pain.

Oh god my heart! I can’t with these two! The way they look at each other… 😭😭!

Always reblog the master post 🙌❤️

Nothing to see here. Just friendship….yeah right!!!!!😎😎😎

Yup, “just friends” not lovers…😁😎

I adore this post <3 @simpilovemyway

Good people asked for more… I give more *bless my heart*

MmmmHmmmmm <3

Ugh, my partner in crime @chalametgreen ❤️ I can’t believe we’ve mostly kept this post going for as long as it did…!! 😂

this is the longest love thread i’ve ever seen.

guuurrllll, y’all sooo rudeeee!!!

please keep it cominnnnggg!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼♥️

Jeeeeez😳💕😍

Well this is…something.

Aaand it’s back!! ❤️

Awwww! 🥰😍😍

Good morning! This is a wonderful way to wake up!!!

It sure is @lovetheawesomeness !! 😂😂😍😍

Sometimes fondness whispers 🤫

Sure, they’re just bros. Nothing to see here.

💙✨🧲⚡️🧲✨💚

QDs <3

reblog if you are your url

Thoda serotonin dedo yaar

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

I love fanfic so so so much.

Canon: Am I joke to you?

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

I wasn’t going to reblog then the last line killed me.

Never miss a chance to reblog this

Canon: And this is how the story end

Fanon: You WISH I would let you die in peace 

Canon: Yeah, they were gay

Fanon: Could be gayer

Objects as spaceships, by Eric Geusz

My favorite is the fidget spinner space station. It almost feels like someone designed it first and then fidget spinners came out and now everyone laughs at it… instead of the other way around.

It’s Eric! He was one of my best friends in highschool!

He also does series of space cats, and one of the ones floating upside down and looking at you is based on my cat Ginger :D

The kitty herself, Ginger!

He’s a super cool dude and seeing his art on tumblr is nuts!

Check out his website, which includes an area to buy prints

You can see more of his work in general on Instagram

And buy T-Shirts too! 

God yeah I will hype him every chance I get lol!

O love how the one based on the sriracha bottle is still very clearly that but now with FIRE

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

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In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

to find later

okay wait this actually helped

@mousefangs

thanks /srs

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

Please reblog

I’ve never reblogged something faster

Everyone deserves the right to clean water.

Everyone

HECCCC YEAH BABEY

doing it again (psst, @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @thebootydiaries @thehugwizard @glumshoe @writing-prompt-s @one-time-i-dreamt) hecc your blog theme, reblog this and save lives

REBLOG!!!!!!¡!!!

Pls guys…

I can’t believe people are mad about a 16-year-old girl wanting the earth to get better

Also -

What is she supposed to do, motherfucker? Teleport?? Spontaneously develop the ability to fly unaided?

Not to mention the fact that THERE IS NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM

It doesn’t matter how committed you are to fixing the climate you still have to fuckin eat

Corporations do more harm in one hour than any singular human could do in their whole life.

Reblogging for that last line “Participating in the world as it is does not disqualify you from trying to improve it.”

Omfg I suck at Hindi and my Hindi teacher just asked me a question and tbh I don't know and we r doing revision and she said to answer and I just blurted out whatever came to my mind and half of it was almost right and I still feel so embarrassed aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

If you don't suck at Hindi and French are you even a Indian student

Yeah right!!! Like,,, the only thing I don't suck at is probably English and Science but that's not a language really so

Yeah everyone in elementary loved science because it was just so easy

WAIT

other Indian students suck at Hindi and French too?! 

It's universal

I was so bad at Hindi ughh

French was real nice tho 👀

I was bad at writing hindi, I hated it so MUCH

I was good at French tho

..... am i the only person who took german??

Was auch immer Sie denken mögen, Deutsch ist die dümmste Sprache, die um 3 Uhr morgens von einem Mann geschrieben wurde, der hoch auf Crack steht

Omg thank you!!! You too!!!

Ich heiße Kashvi und ich don't know how to GERMAN but did learne it. DANKEN!

bruh german is the worst and hardest language there is like why do you have a freaking verb just for eating breakfast?!?!??! and don’t get me started on nominativ and akusativ

OMG YES WE R CURRENTLY DOING AKUSATIV AND I DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN IN THE CLASS (it's at 8 am y'all, I CAN'T FOCUS AT THAT HOUR!) AND NOW I KNOW NOTHING IN GERMAN EXCEPT "hallo, ich bin Kashvi", "Ich bin 13 Jahre Alt", all kinda greetings, and common stuff like that. But I still can guess stuff so...yeah.

omg yall can’t read hindi too kya?????

i thought i was the only one

@ravenclawprincess2007 Oh mein Gott!!! They really didn't need a word for breakfast!!! And wtf is up with genetiv dude XD