- if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
- take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
- fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
- now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
some others i found in the notes
chewing on your laptop's power cord as we speak
catboy era
it is what it is
Have it your way at Burger King ® , where your stupid asshole gets fucked six ways from Sunday!
i love being irish and likely anemic. im paler than the fucking walls in my house
"downright vampiric" only applies to me, a girl who once had a bright glow around her selfie because her skin was so pale it was reflecting light from off camera
fucking bioluminescent. you can see my arms off screen at the fucking bottom. put me in a lighthouse.
happy trans day of visibility. maybe a little TOO visible
great work here girls youre kicking my ass
i've been up for twenty minutes and out of the three april fool's jokes i've seen so far this is the only funny one
HELP ME.
happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa
haha… bofa them
Stars on the street
Fusili on the grass
Christians love to make satanism sound way cooler than it actually is
no, this is why she would understand, if she truely loves dr pepper so much
She did understand,,,, truly Dr Pepper will bring them all together









