please go outside
look at this rare snurp


please go outside
look at this rare snurp
Uploading the video too because I really need you all to take in that over-the-shoulder pause before Snorlax kills me on impact
Time to replay the most horrific experience in the game
the faint sound of his stomps getting closer and closer
are you arachnophobic?
yeah but rhats such a specific question that it totally freaks me out. why would you ask me that
contingency plan
If you're still taking requests, can I possibly ask for some Amy and Knux being badass siblings, we don't get enough of it
They enable each other's killer instincts 🙌
you can say this when you watch a video with a dog in it or another animal to
women can watch dogs too it's okay
JIMMY OLSEN IS FUCKING A GHOST
Because of course he is O.O
Par for the course honestly.
Just some classic Jimmy antics
It’s always funny when anglo writers looking to express a specific idea casually pluck a cool ready-made monosyllabic phrase from their language’s unlimited supply and Romance language translators just curl up in the fœtal position and cry. I’m reading a text in which the American author talks about ‘Haves’ vs ‘Have-Nots’ vs ‘Have-Mosts’ —the poor French translator translated this as ‘ceux-qui-ont’ (the French language: don’t worry I’m just getting warmed up), ‘ceux-qui-n’ont-pas’ (nice we’ve doubled the syllable count but we mustn’t falter), and the beautiful ‘ceux-qui-ont-plus-que-tous-les-autres’ (300% expansion ratio let’s gooo! we did it great work everybody.) From 2 to 8 syllables—the minute I saw that bulky thing I knew it had to be Have-Mosts in the original and I was giggling. The anglo author happily proceeds to use the phrase ‘Have-Mosts’ 5 times per paragraph because why not! it’s so quick and wieldy :) we don’t actually need the word wieldy ‘cause it’s just the normal state of our language <3 meanwhile you can feel the French translator’s desperation grow as she is reduced to juggling with “those” and “the latter” to avoid summoning her creature. Eventually she reaches the acceptance stage and uses ceux-qui-ont-plus-que-tous-les-autres again like, it’s my monster. I shouldn’t reject it
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
this has almost 11 million notes what is this
I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site
I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????
oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left
For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.
This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.
This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post
i have a crush on this vacuum cleaner
guess who found a heavily discounted, never used floor model
don't shy away show us the whole wall
Who is the dog op?
gun to your head body suspended over shark cage. which tumblr account are you being willingly shipped with.
the shark. drop me