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Alison Nelson

@alisonlnelson

“Make people laugh and they will love you forever.” –Art Carney
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i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored  

I mean I certainly remember getting yelled at for not going back to turn off the computer once it was finally done shutting down.

Why you gotta hurt me like this

I remember all of this…it’s so weird thinking back on this now…

I feel old

It feels so weird to think that there are people who are teenagers now who don’t remember any of this O.o

Just say hey, just say hi. Because the worst thing that could happen is that they could give you a weird look, or they could ignore you, or they could be rude for a minute and then you never have to deal with them again. But the best thing that could happen, from using hi, is you could fall in love, and they could be your one and only, and they could be your soul mate, and you can get married, and you could have kids, and you could have a future and it could be the one. But like, isn’t that worth the risk?

Tyler Oakley (via wilderness-violets)

Was watching Ghostbusters 2 and this happened. 

Oh well, we had a good run guys, but the 80′s movie has spoken. 

How many damn apocalypses are we gonna live through

Me: *sings* it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Mom: No, no, no, no

person: Wow you're really good at this one thing!
Me: You are mistaken. I am not. but what I AM good at is thoroughly bullshitting this thing to make it SEEM like I'm good at it. That's important.