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Clifford the big red dog has the zoomies event 15 dead 162 injured

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

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What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

💀🪦👏🏽💍🐾 lmfaoooo

every two minutes, i slip into an alternate reality where i live the life i yearn for 

in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog

i am a gentle, mild-mannered young man looking for a forever job to spend the rest of my years in. though i may not be the most talented and versatile person on the job market, i’m the perfect employee for someone out there, and that someone just might be you(r company)!

I’m a very special girl who has captured the hearts of all our volunteers, but just keeps getting overlooked when it comes to that forever boss to call my own! Could it be you? I can use Excel and the toilet. Vaccinated.  

You are going to build a beautiful life for yourself

Rejection sensitive matzo brei

Can’t Focus Edamame Ramen?

dogs. you agree. reblog.

TIL Prairie dog language is complex. They don’t just have a call for “danger”: their calls differentiate human, hawk, domesticated dog, coyote etc. and specify size & color. One study found that they can communicate “Here comes the short human in the yellow” (vs the tall human in blue) to each other

via reddit.com

how remarkable that these big squirrels have language complex enough to call that one researcher a manlet

March affirmations

✨ I attract the love I want

✨ My finances are growing

✨ My dreams are coming to life