the fbi will never catch me

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when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

Well I did 6th grade wrong

i love sleeping naked bc i have this hella comfy blanket. but i hate waking up bc then im fucking freezing

im so fucking cold i want to die

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….I swear to you, the most fun thing in the world is doing that “close your eyes and draw a character” thing and then lining and coloring it seriously. I have never been disappointed doing this.

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

…………………….

This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

"Why don’t you call and ask if they’re hiring"

OH. MY. GOD. 

THE JOB THING IS PAINFULLY ACCURATE

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

its very possible

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