LMFAO ZUCK WON BY FORFEIT!

Musk had to be saved by his fucking Mommy! Everyone should go on Twitter and tell musk he is a weak bitch for letting his mommy tell him what to do when he's like 60.

late summer / early fall thoughts

So fucking real rn

i could watch brokeback mountain a million times and never not cry because it’s about the passage of time which is probably the saddest scariest thing in the world. they could have built a life together but ennis was afraid and he pushed jack away and there was so much space and time between them and then it was too late. the regret and the guilt and the being forced to grieve quietly….wishing things had been different wishing you had known better wishing there was still time, more time, one last time, any time. and the last scene i mean how doesn’t it kill you. One shirt inside the other like two bodies pressed together. shirts not worn in years. lost their smell. lost their purpose. like the fabric of a memory. it was TOO LATE do you understand….he could never get back there….to the good times. To his love. time kept moving on but their love never could. do you understand

speechless

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

i’ve been having terrible back ache for a week now, but i just did this and i heard a loud POP!!!… back ache is gone folks

i have this on my office wall and gave a copy to the front desk staff who also put it on their wall.

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I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

i know which way id take

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT

big mans tanning in the sun.. what a life lived.

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

how could they possibly have predicted this

I literally can't stop watching these

i like girls with flat chests & boys with boobs. you wouldnt get it

“Signifiers for a Male Response” by Hal Fischer, from the series Gay Semiotics, 1977

[image description: a black and white photo of a white gay man with shaggy dark hair. he stands with his back to the camera, hands in his jacket pockets, and looks over his shoulder at something out of frame on the left. He wears a two toned jacket, jeans, an earring in his left ear, and stands in front of a brick wall. The space around him has been labeled with all caps white text. The left upper corner is labeled ‘left / aggressive’ and the right upper most corner is labeled ‘right / passive’. His earring is labeled as ‘earring’, the bandana in his left back pocket is labeled as ‘handkerchief’ while the keys on his belt are labeled ‘keys’, and across the back of his calves is the text ‘signifiers for a male response’. End description]

I wish I could remember. / I wish I could forget.

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