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im falling apart to songs about hips & hearts

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requested by; @alietrohman <33"okay for todd i’m thinking a fluff where readers like mysterious and todd sees her at the comic book store for a while and he has a huge crush on her and then she joins his school and he’s like :0 so he tries to speak to her and things but he’s a dork so it’s just hilarious but it ends really well "

There She Goes

Despite considered a quiet, all to yourself type of person, you were for certain quite very observant to your surroundings. You were aware of nearly everyone's secrets by simply being so silent that you'd go invisible, you having the power to have hundreds expelled and many others completely embarrassed. Though, you using this secretive hobby to your benefit by simply threatening those who bothered you, other objectives seemed to simply not have been supposed to be brought up to your concern.

For example, the dude Todd you'd see every once in a while in your go-to comic bookstore accompanied by his two other dorky friends. In who's presence you hadn't been able to acknowledge for such a long time since you'd only go to the store to stay up to date with your comics, perhaps take a seat once in a while in one of the benches situated in the way back of the store, or maybe going to a coffee shop for a bit more of a comfortable crowd.

But as mentioned prior some of the objectives where you'd probably not be the best fit for knowing, would be when the conversations were about.. you.

"there she goes.."

You heard a pre-masculine whisper coming from behind you, in which you quickly turned around to in surprise.

"..yeah?" you awkwardly replied, holding onto your comic-book tightly in fear of it getting stolen.. again. Making a quick search around the store just to find yourself surrounded by absolutely anyone, there only being a group of nerds sitting by the windowsill and an elderly couple reading eachother their all-time favorite superhero comics stationed near the cashier, this enough to make anyone believe they're going totally mad.

"..what the fuck.." you then whispered to yourself to that unusual mini experience to what you would've believed it were to be some kind of ghost.

"you know cursing's bad right?" you then heard the voice speak once again, this time it coming from the isle to your left, you rushing over to testify who the voice belonged to, just to finally see who's been spying on you.

"w-what..? who are you?" you raised your voice just a bit higher than the stranger's to avoid any sort of commotion.

"you're y/n, right?" you now examining the tall pale guy, the wide eyeglasses suited on his strongly structural face distracting you just a bit.

"yes? how do you-.. who are you?"

"oh yeah, sorry. Im Dave, heard you were joining Millard Fillmore after this week, hmm?"

"How would you know that?"

"See in Fillmore everyone knows everything and everyone knows everyone, its kinda weird to explain but y-eah." Dave explained to the best of his ability, his 'cool-dude' playing pretend voice making you slightly chuckle to yourself in embarrassment for him.

"Mhm? Look, that's all? Can you just get straight to the point, I really wanna finish this book before my deadline runs out." you voiced, referring to how you could easily notice there were more words yet waiting to escape his mouth. His eyes avoiding yours, and feet slightly tappy.

"Well, so.. my best friend, Todd, he thought you were.. really.. pr- nice? And wanted to see if you'd wanna get to know him maybe?" Dave awkwardly explained, pointing over at Todd who timidly hid behind a book he had digged onto his face, his frizzy curls barely being up to view. But although evidently hiding his entire appearance from you, his shallow dimples and slight blushy face was still noticeable from the near end side of the book, him repeatedly peaking over the sides of his comics checking if you'd stopped trying to look at him yet, the whole scenery being so awkward yet so wholesome.

"Well tell Todd that if he wanted to get to know me that bad he could've just asked me himself, Peter." you returned, adding a funny tune to Todd's name just to catch a reaction from his timid self.

"It's Dave.. and I'll let him know, gracias!"

You were quick to return to the comic series you were tranquilitly reading, still keeping an eye out for Todd who seemed to have his eye out for you also since you both held .5 second eye contacts continuously. Him more than nearly about to leave the store in embarrassment while both Dave and Marty forced him to stay and "man up" to you.

Though you've decided to put an end to that humiliating experience you soon decided to go home and finalize the day, the end of the week already up to view. All the days after that incident seemed to overloop themselves, watching Todd hiding from you, reading your comics alone in the back of the store, the inability of leaving the store without giving Todd a wink or smile, day after day. All those days simply rushing by until it was your time to switch schools at last, from Handerson high to Fillmore high.

Books in hand and locker key secured you made your way, the school being not as big but yet so crowded, long semi-wide hallways, and of course the separation of students that roamed the passages, some quiet, some loud, some athletic and popular whilst others were smart and discreet, such as Todd, Dave and Marty amongst a small group of horny teenagers.

Rushing through the third floor hallways in search of your mathematics class to which you were already nearly ten minutes late to you heard some audible cursing, "shit, shit, shit!" followed by the slam of a locker from what it seemed to be coming from a locker nearby, it scaring you shitless.

"wait, fuck. are you stuck? need help?" you were quick to offer your assistance, you knowing you were terrible at it.

"um.. yeah? i think." the voice returned, it knocking on the exact locker it hid in, to grasp your attention.

"wait.. how did you even get in there?" you questioned, the whole situation seeming far too sketchy in your eyes.

You only heard the voice go silent, its breathing growing deeper and unsteady to your question, almost as if it didn't know the answer to it or just simply felt it come out of the blank. The only sounds there being an indesntinct chatter from a few classes south, the guy's breathing and your key attempting to unlock the locker.

Many minutes gone by now you were soon able to unlock the difficult lock by creatively twisting and bending your key to fit into it, the guy, who appeared to be Todd, exhaling dramatically attempting to catch on his breath from the overheated locker he 'accidentally' locked himself into.

"than-" he attempted to speak before you rudely interrupted him.

"how'd you get in there?" you once again repeated your question, observing how he grew pink to his cheeks from the seriousness of your question, you both knowing this situation was far too sketchy for it to be an innocent 'i got stuck in a locker' situation.

"..promise me you won't get upset." Todd finally responded, him scratching the back of his head like a kid who just got caught stealing lollipops from a bodega.

"sure! so.. what is it?" you slightly pressured, completely forgetting about the class you had yet to attend, your main focus directed to Todd. Him being full on in a nervous state and you in a curious one. He only took a deep breath in, gently shutting his eyes to your presence.

"truth is.. i- i rea-ll-ly.. shit." he stumbled in between his words, his eyes wide, voice low and hands comfortably accomodated onto the straps of his black bookbag.

"take your time, precious." you insist, reaching out to grab his hand onto your own, them intertwining automatically.

Todd only nodded to your piece of advice, tranquillity inhaling in from his nose and exhaling out from his mouth, his breath tickling the little piece of hair that escaped your slick back from the short distance you've both kept from eachother. You only looked up at him nodding your head for approval, him giving it to you soon.

"i really like you, y/n. Ever since the first day I seen you walk into that comic store, my eyes couldn't help but to follow you wherever you went. I even memorized your favorite comics so I can get a chance to read them and see what you were into.. It's okay if you dont feel the same way.. but I wanted to get that out of my chest.."

"finally! fuck when were you gonna tell me?" you jumped, observing how Todd's face grew into a combination of pale and red to the realization of your notice of his hidden not so hidden crush on you. The fact that he knew you figured out he got stuck in the locker from attempting to spy on you making him want to end the day immediately.

You guys only stood in silence, Todd excessively licking his lips in nervousness, you admiring it completely. "so why didn-" he attempted to break the unwanted silence, before you broke him off with a quick peck on the lips before running away to the nearest stairway you were able to find.

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Request by, @sykesommers <3: "Maybe Austin being protective / how he'd behave in a situation where he feels the need to be protective over the reader?? ALSO i don't mind the reader's gender. Feel free to choose the prompt as you like, i'm gonna read it anyway!!! xx"

Kept

this is literally a mashup of brain difficulties but read ahead lmfao

w: gender neutral / weapon mention

You only looked back once again, attempting to hide the neck they thirsted so desperately over as much as possible whilst your natural scent made it evident that you weren't one of them. The bloodsucking creatures. The banging and ringing on Austin's door becoming louder sounds than what you'd expect your hands to make, and the strange roaring nearing and echoing into the darkness which resided behind you.

"For fuck's sake. Austin! Please!" you decided to call out for him once more, there not a being a single sign of life in his house. Soon though, believing you were far too young to die, you've decided to face the fact that you had no choice but to become the creatures' meal for the night, knowing Austin was probably nowhere near you and you were far too defenseless against the monsters. You only growing weaker from the freezing weather outdoors, and feeling yourself go dizzy from all the breath you've been wasting, waving and screaming at the vamps you finding yourself feeling exhausted now from fighting for your life, the fight you've been at war against ever since your boyfriend, Austin's, taken the pill. The muse, of success and tragedy all in one.

"Fine! Fine! you guys win! there's really nothing worth fighting for, is there? just come a-and get your jobs done!" you screamed at the creatures, observing how their speed rappend to the honest words that fell out of your mouth, their roarings and hissings growing louder with them.

Them being just a few feet away now, you shut your eyes in hopes the pain will be reduced at least the slightest, for you not to die in fear of watching the monsters rip your limbs apart one by one and finally at last, to eat you alive. You just keeping your eyes closed, and breathing in, soon attempting to exhale that deep breath in.. before getting abruptly interrupted by a loud-

"HEY! ENOUGH! GO AWAY! (one vamp nearing your exposed neck, sniffing and caressing, you keeping your eyes shut) AWAY NOW!" you heard Austin demand out, whilst he reloaded his shotgun, from which you believed he would've just returned from his trip from hunting.

Standing still in that same spot you hadn't moved away from not for a second, shaking and panicking to how close you were from death itself you exhaled deeply with monstrous cough. Austin soon rushing over towards you and hugging you tightly, fowarded with a quick pinch on your ass.

"Told you not to come by here after nooonnnn..." he fooled around, opening the many locks on his modern door and pushing you inside, the expensive black beanie he wore immediately coming off of his head with an exaggerated sigh.

"I wanted to see you though." you proclaimed, referring to how semi-rudely he reminded you of your curfew as a non-bloodsucking human, it being for your own safety of course.

"Ha!? Was it worth nearly dying on my front door, though?" he returned, smirking slightly to how cocky he knew he was being to such a scary scenario. His eyes growing dark as he licked his lips, removing yet another layer of clothing, leaving him in a striped sweater and some black fitted pants, the many jewelry he wore, decorating him into looking like such a lovely thing.

"Yeah, it was worth it." you whispered to yourself, taking a seat on the sofa by the fireplace he never seemed to turn off, attempting to warm yourself up, it being too difficult with the many layers of clothing you wore yourself.

"ya know ya not warming up that easily, right? right." Austin bubbled, his energy as active as it's always been, him walking to his drinks cabinet, pulling out three cups, carefully and elegantly pouring a clear-fluid to which you would've guessed vodka, him soon opening yet another bottle and pouring some of it's liquid into the bigger cup, to then shaking it dramatically and pouring an equal amount of the mixture on both of your guys' glass cups.

You only watched and mimicked his relaxing gestures, removing the black coat and winter hat you wore, laying back onto the sofa comfortably with a relaxed sigh.

"Here, baby. This'll calm you down." he offered the cup he made for you, his smile wide and sympathetic, unnoticeably demonstrating his adorable smile lines.

"I wonder.. what will happen when they actually, like.. y'know? eat me? kill me? whatever the fuck that it is what you guys do?" you allowed the words that scrambled around your mind to finally flow out through your lips, your tone being so honest yet so aggressive. Sommers only looked up at you once and proceeded to take another sip of his drink, gently tapping his rings against the glass, it creating such a unique beat.

"See y/n. That just won't happen. I'll always be here protecting you no matter what."

"But how about today? It's not like I nearly died or something ?"

(Sommers chuckling to your sarcastic comment, nearly drowning himself with the liquid he had in his mouth, it spilling all over himself) "It was on purpose, let's call it a lesson. Told you that these "monsters" you call are very observant. They're thirsty for your blood."

"And you aren't?" you respond, shooting your eyes back at his, whom wided just a bit to your rhetorical question. 

"Well, as long as you continue fucking me im satisfied." he replied.

let me sneak in these headcanons because i literally didn't even write about what you requested lol

  • will literally eat anyone who tries to even touch you
  • just know he'll definitely hurt their feelings beforehand though
  • maybe will even go out with you in drag just to keep people away from you lmao
  • definitely makes you carry a pistol around for sure
  • also don't forget the pepper spray, taser, disguised blades and brass knuckles
  • now if he knows there's danger around, know he'll take you somewhere safe even before explaining the situation to you
  • you're his main priority.
  • edward and bella vibes ;)

may or may not come back to this and add/make it a smut because that's all im good at, ok bye

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

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finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

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happy birthday sweetheart! ♡ I hope life treats you well on this new year of your life

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gorilla brain: hit something

chimpanzee brain: scream

orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

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i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

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I FINISHED HIM

HE TOOK OVER 27 AND A HALF HOURS

(edit:) TO EVERYONE SAYING NICE THINGS ABOUT THIS THANK YOU I LOVE YOU AND APPRECIATE YOUR KINDNESS🖤🖤🖤

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Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!
Me: thanks i made this one special just for you
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Hey guys I’m a fast food review youtuber now, here’s my first video hope you like it xx don’t forget to like and subscribe

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sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

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didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

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Dragon Balls are always a reblog for me

Just cause I love dragon ball