this is so funny bc they circled his nostril 2 show u: This is where the Snort Fest happened. this is the location of the Snort Fest.

LOOK AT THE FACE AT THE BOTTOM

When a character you don’t like dies

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

happy easter! 

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

Sam Smith has become the first ever openly gay male to win a Grammy!

LMAO

who is she

Where’s Internet explorer

where do u think

hello friends britney is here

goodbye friends britney is gone

Stay gone

im not supposed to tell you guys this but i dont care.  the developers of halo didn’t pay me enough to keep my mouth shut.  halo 7 takes place in the year 2008.  master chief timetravels back to then, and finding that he is powerless to stop the great recession, sets a course to the sun

me: *holds doggy* doggy: *is hold*

#i’m ashamed at how much that hilary clinton/PTA mom smirk with the last ”yes” does it for me

#this woman looks like she lives in a gated community with two boys on the regional soccer team and YET…

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

Ice Machine logic. [x]

Love yourself!

Before we can even hope to truly love someone else we need to practice self-love. Even Buddha said so:

You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.

-Buddha