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Alicia 🦄

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Lo único que quería era cambiar el mundo y desde luego no lo conseguí, ahora lo que intento es que el mundo no me cambie.
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to: dr-oscar@uclahealth.net

subject: what the fuck

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When your bro who is always high gets possessed, but the demon isn’t powerful enough to phase him.

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“two bagels” OMG LOL 

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[Caption]

Guy: “Hey bro, what d’you want to eat?”

Demon voice: “The souls of the innocent!”

High friend: “A bagel.”

Demon voice: “NO!”

High friend: “…two bagels.”

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OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body

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Puedes saber muy poco sobre una persona pero ella sentir mucho por ti. Y otros pueden saber demasiado y sin embargo no despertar ningún sentimiento en esa persona. Es ahí donde radica la diferencia. Saber cosas sobre una persona no es un factor determinante.

Aunque navegues la caverna no se abre, Joseph Kapone (via el-escritor-sombrilla)