Tumblr I am BEGGING you to let me reblog this ad
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
there is a war between types of users on this site and this is what it looks like
hate when folk call the Sun “our nearest star” no you dweebs that’s OUR STAR! After everything she's done for you and you want to compare her to some lightyears away ass nobody called some shit like Guncho 785B? We're not spinning eternally around any old ball, we’re three deep in the window on board the Sol Train and she did NOT provide the catering, the itinerary and all the fuel to share credit with some two-bit Proxima Centauri hack. point to these nuts in a constellation while you're at it. i love the sun
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My guy thinks that hostile takeover means if he gets fucking killed on the way to the bathroom the killer gets the company.
im literally forever obsessed with this because it implies the following:
- The Rapture, as described by Christian Evangelicals, has happened
- Parents witnessed their son disappear during The Rapture, but remained atheists anyway (based)
- Instead of sinners and nonbelievers going to hell or getting killed, they just... stay on Earth.
Bring this back
I’ll say anything if I can make “doctor pepper ten it’s not for women” go viral please please please please make it go viral. Ill eat a bug. I’ll eat a bug. I’ll eat a bug.