Considering how shitty these past like, 3 years have been, the fact anyone is fucking around with fireworks is Astonishing
I'm gonna need y'all to fucking stop. Some of us have tiny little pets who deserve some gotdamn PEACE

Considering how shitty these past like, 3 years have been, the fact anyone is fucking around with fireworks is Astonishing
I'm gonna need y'all to fucking stop. Some of us have tiny little pets who deserve some gotdamn PEACE
funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls
Tags were too good to ignore.
MC really do be like a week old and contaminated by a whole ass Starellon, coping by rizzing up a trash can and maladaptive daydreaming scenarios that make hotel staff quit their jobs on sight
An inspiration, truly
Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?
Plants have zero concept of familial bloodlines when it comes to pollination but by the seven hells if I see two blonds under plant//cest on my dash I'm gonna commit unspeakable crimes
my favorite AITA ruling comments
I’m a fan of this one.
would like to add this one
changing elves from being assholes with a superiority complex and recharacterising them as just sort of weird guys that have an entirely different set of social behaviours to harken back to the days when people thought autistic people were a kind of fae for having odd behaviours. the entire reason why they dont particularly enjoy gatherings of men or dwarves or whatever is because they tend to be loud and the average elven social gathering is just a bunch of them sitting in a room in silence ignoring each other
like theyre still kind of mean but its more of them being blunt and lacking empathy rather than being condescending or purposefully malicious
my elven ass after spending 45 minutes in the pub with my dwarf friends:
I GROW WEARY OF MIMICKING YOUR OBNOXIOUS MANNERISMS TO ACCOMMODATE FOR THIS ENVIRONMENT. I WISH TO RETURN TO MY CHAMBERS TO REST AND SO I MAY PLAY SPLATOON 3 ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH. WE SHALL GATHER AGAIN NEXT HALF MOON AND I SHALL TELL YOU OF MY VICTORIES.
them:
okay man take care
you understand my vision
Yo would anyone be interested in buying a Wei Wuxian figure? Or know who's been wanting one? We got one to sell
my favorite trope is when someone believes they’re hard to love and someone who loves them like it’s breathing.
Since we do be loving on autistic Alhaitham headcanon
Kavetham is just that one audio when flirting
K: So. How big are u?
A: I'm 5'10
K: No, I mean in bed 😏😏😏
A: ...
A: ...still 5'10 but sideways
Hi💖 I love your art & saw your requests/suggestions for kaveh & alhaitham, maybe something about their mornings together or waking up next to each other? I’m feeling really tired & soft this morning so it was the first thing that came to mind lol
thank you! 💙 this turned a bit silly sorry sdjbsdn
Hi💖 I love your art & saw your requests/suggestions for kaveh & alhaitham, maybe something about their mornings together or waking up next to each other? I’m feeling really tired & soft this morning so it was the first thing that came to mind lol
thank you! 💙 this turned a bit silly sorry sdjbsdn
Episode 3 of TLOU was a personal, targeted attack on my person and I demand legal compensation for the emotional damage it caused me
