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swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.