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The new Godzilla movie had a lower budget than expected.

#Capitalismatwork

I can’t stress this tweet enough

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

This is probably the funniest video on tumblr

started from the dick now im here

this is me

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

while people are going nuts over a racist joke justin bieber said years ago, this is what’s happening in reality.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ABUSIVE ANIMAL THE PUPPIES HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU WHAT THE HELL 

This is actually the way baby goats socialize and create bonds with their want to be friends. :) The poor thing just wants a friend. The puppies are the abusive ones neglecting it of friendship with their misunderstanding of the mysterious world of goats and their social behaviors.

=)

In the goat’s mind: ”hello furry sausages let’s be friends okay”

In the puppies’ minds: “jeSUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL”

These kids have it all figured out.

"you’ve changed." "I know, I’m a transformer." 

The McPocaylpse is upon us 

me in the club

this raccoon is my hero. this raccoon doesn’t give a fuck. before that last roll, it’s like “you think i’m going left? fuck you. you don’t know shit about me” and goes right, i love this raccoon. this raccoon controls it’s own destiny. 

guardians of the galaxy spoilers

While i was in St. Thomas I saw a cat with the craziest eyes on the side of the road.

I feel like if there was a cat that could see into the future, it would be this cat.

Finishing homework at 4am