Frank I have a crush on you. I'm so in love with you I haven't been able to stop thinking about you

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i am very confused

thank you?

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Please Frank accept my love

It’s too late… you’ve already made it impossible to ignore

Then say you love me back… I need you, Frank

No way! *pops my head out the window and screams*

*slides down the side of the car, leaves a trail of blood behind me*

this trail of blood is beautiful, maybe you should design children’s hospitals

I do! I just don’t know what to do about the fact that my blood is always sticky

Oh just wait for a bit it’ll dry no worries

Thanks! It’s actually dried, now, but my blood doesn’t look normal. It’s pink. I’ve never had pink blood before.

I’m a vampire. The only cure is… you….